'Cause The Skinny Bxtch Said So.

And How Can I Not Post This...

2010-06-27T23:09:00.000-07:00

You already know. Kanye since the first time I heard 'Through The Wire' when I was in 6th grade, oddly enough through BET. Welcome back =)

It Is Safe To Say I Told You So...

2010-06-27T22:54:00.000-07:00

Let ms start by saying, thank you to BET for putting on a great show. They definitely redeemed themselves from the ratchetness that was last year's award show and the years prior. I would also like to give a shout out to #TeamBreezy on twitter who went super hard for Chris. Some of you are a lil off but I bangs with you lol. Nice lil shift to Chris: I've said it before and I will say it again who the hell else would serve Michael Jackson other than Chris Brown. No one would let Chris honor his idol because of the incident but BET finally gave him a chance on national television to wow people. He danced wonderfully and on point [Michael was a lil sharper tho lol], he sang 'The Way You Make Me Feel' wonderfully [Slim fun fact: I actually dressed like that on Halloween] and over all that was the best performance of the night aside from Prince and his facial expressions [Dirty Money with Nicki Minaj and Ricky Ross was good too tho]. Chris DID THAT. He ate that stage. People are trying to demonize his performance saying that his tears were fake and a show. That boy cried until he turned red and made the ugly face, the poor thing couldn't even sing; I don't know but it seemed legit to me. He was crying for Michael and he was crying for his own mistakes. 'Man In The Mirror' describes his situation perfectly. To make changes he has to start with himself, which I believe he did, but NO ONE will give him a second chance. This isn't psycho babble coming from a faithful Chris Brown fan. This is coming from someone who hid in the closet screaming 'Daddy stop!' as my father choked my mother and caused her to miscarriage. I've tried to hate my father but I can't. I believe in second chances and if I can forgive my father then I can forgive someone who all he has done for me is provide good music, wonderful dancing, and pure entertainment. Chris got his second chance tonight to show the world what a great talent he is. And then he won the fandemonium award showing that he still has faithful fans. Trust a Chris Brown fan will run you down with a Mack truck with the quickness if you come at him sideways at any point [they are quite feisty on twitter lol].

Thank you BET, now if you take Tiny & Toya and 106 & Park off the air we can be better friends.

And can I also say that Charlie Sheen has had MULTIPLE domestic altercations with his wife resulting him pulling a knife on her and a restraining order and yet Two And A Half Men is the number 1 show on CBS. The American public is full of shxt. When Chris hits another chick, then I'll give up on him but till then give him a chance.

Real Bad, Michael Jackson

2010-06-25T08:19:00.000-07:00

You already know how I feel.
I'm in my high school yearbook with a MJ tshirt on.
If 'Human Nature' comes on at any point today I'm crying lol

Sounds Like Paper 2010

2010-06-19T10:28:00.000-07:00

If you haven't seen it on the news or in facebook pics, or on youtube, June 15th Drake shut down NYC. No it was not in the way you think. This man's name alone had South Street Seaport looking like a slave ship. Then like Amistad, these people revolted and rioted. I was one of 20,000 people who showed up to Paper Magazine's Sounds Like Paper summer series concert. I attended last year and it went off fine so I thought this year would be just the same. How wrong was I? Slowly but surely, people began coming in droves, some with kids -_- [on shoulders, in strollers, IN THE WOMB!]. Hanson did their sound check, Drake's band did their sound check, and Ninjasonik [We are Sonik-fkn-Ninjas] did theirs. I thought all was well until after Ninjasonik did their sound check. A fight broke out and hundreds of people came towards the main section in front of the stage [where I was]. It only went down from there. About 6 fights broke out causing human waves, bottles were thrown, liquids, dirt, flowers, then chairs. Then there was a rat that decided it wanted to trample through the crowd causing another bum rush. At one point the crowd was swaying side to side and my friend told me that someone had a gun. *side track* WHAT THE HELL DO YOU NEED A GUN AT A FREE CONCERT FOR? MUTHAFCKA DO YOU UNDERSTAND? FREE! AS IN YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PAY! WHY DO ALL OF YOU INSIST ON ACTING LIKE ANIMALS? *side track end* The largest war began when first bottles were thrown, then it turned into liquids, then dirt from Uno's flower pots, then the whole flower pot. By that time I had been pushed so much that I ended up over the barricade and on the stage. Being terrified for my life, I made my way out of South Street Seaport right as the chairs started flying.

Although it was scary, there were some good moments like the idiots who were swinging from the windows at Uno's, some cool people we met, and jammin to the sound checks. OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS MADNESS, STRAIGHT MADNESS! I FELT LIKE I WAS GONNA DIE! The concert would have went off without a hitch had it not been for the plain stupid people who wanted attention and did everything Paper reps asked us not to do, intoxicated people [lots of 4 Loko and weed], the hood children [TOO many were in attendance], and over zealous Drake fans and groupies. Paper should have also had wayyy more security, shouldn't have over publicized the event, should have made it a secret concert [I went to a FREE secret Chris Brown concert 2 years ago], they should have made an announcement that the concert was canceled instead of having people stand there and they should have called the police sooner instead of getting on stage and taking photos of the madness. It was a good thing they canceled it though because people would have died and Drake would have been shoved into the water.

Bad look for NYC, AMAZING look for Wheelchair Jimmy. He mad NYC act a damn fool for damn near 5 hours.

Skinny Bxtch OUT!

I'm In The Collard Green Six, Cornbread In The Guts...

2010-06-02T19:55:00.002-07:00

This had me rolling especially since 'Roger That' is my jam.

Ear Candy & Eye Candy (lawd)

2010-05-29T10:19:00.000-07:00

I mean I know this video has been out since last week and best believe I've been watching it SINCE last week but of course I have to blog it. I'm an avid Chris Brown fan, never left his side and won't because he is that fcking talented and trust he does not disappoint in this video. 'No Bullshit' is one of my faves from the In My Zone mixtape (which I promptly downloaded on Valentines Day) and I am over the moon that he did a video for it!!! He clearly put Trey Songz out of business in terms of sexy videos ('Invented Head' does not make me flinch as much as this video does).

I mean I never really wanted to smash CB (I'm lying) but I mean if he offered who the hell would turn him down? I WILL NOT be on that bullshit lol. 3 am is kinda pushing it though. I've had a fool dead ass send me a text like that and I promptly sucked my teeth and rolled over. The fck I look like?

if you can't take it all baby say when *dead*

So My Favorite Rapper Is Back?

2010-05-28T08:09:00.000-07:00

YESSSS! NO MORE ASKING "WHERE ARE YOU YEEZY?" BECAUSE YEEZY IS RIGHT HERE!
Next to Jay-Z, Common, Talib Kweli, Nas, and Eminem, Kanye is my favorite rapper. I love his flow, word play, and attitude. Also before he started rapping, the beats he produced are some of my favorites. And he can dress his ass off. Everyone calls his arrogant and an asshole but damn it I love it. That's what rap is about, letting everyone know you are here and you are going to tell them what it is. Shew I was in my house cheering when he got up on that stage and snatched the mic from Taylor Swift. He said exactly what I was thinking and if I was bold I woulda hit home girl with a few to the left waves and a "PLEASE PASS THE MIC!" ANYWAY!

I'm loving 'Power' and the lyrics are surely powerful.
CANNOT wait for Good Ass Job.

I've Been Gone For A Minute...

2010-05-12T19:21:00.000-07:00

BUT NOW I'M BACK WITH THE JUMPOFF!
With videos though, no fashion stuff until I've had a chance to surf the web. I've been restricted to my blackberry for the past three months. I've finally killed my computer. It legit does not turn on anymore smh. Anywho! Two videos released this week, there are many video releases I did not have a chance to blog about [Telephone and such] but I am here for these. Let's start the show:

1)Unthinkable by Alicia Keys

I applaud this video for soooo many reasons. First, THANK THE LAWD ABOVE that she stopped using the green screen and other bad visual effects. Second, I love the fact that the video matches the song and takes a stab at interracial dating. Finally, I love how smooth the transitions are from era to era. Bravo Miss Keys and thank you for the amazing video. I got chills when the black guy asked her if he wasn't good enough. I feel like this video can produce an amazing discussion on interracial dating.

2) Find Your Love by Drake

I love that Drake aka Wheelchair Jimmy is singing!!!! The lyrics are cute and I love the beat although it is very 808s & Heartbreak [which is fitting seeing as the song is produced by my homie in my head Kanyeezy!] I'm actually looking forward to hearing this song at a party because it is very danceable lol. Plus Drake is looking a lil sexy in the video but I have one question: why doesn't he take off his shirt? I mean I know I shouldn't be looking for just that but damn it if he still looks like he did on Degrassi I can dig it. Shoo lawd knows I had it all planned for me to be with Jimmy but that is a story for another time lol. The plot of the video is cool as well, like Alicia's it matches the song [maybe a little more literally with the whole summer boo thing right?]. Shout out to Drake for heading to Jamaica for the vid and for the Movado cameo [mi dey ya pon di Gully sideeeee]!!!! However I did not understand one bit of what Movado was saying and I'm from the Caribbean. I can't with them. And why Movado look so rough? Another thing is that I wish that the female wasn't so sexy all the time. I know she has a nice ass and whatever but hey. I was tight when he got shot at the end though because it reminded me of Degrassi lol. That is all. But in all seriousness Aubrey Drake Graham can get the busi straight.

Peace for now =)
School is over.
I have prom on the 26th.
I graduate on June 9th.
I'm searching for an internship.
And I'm going to spend the next four years of my life in Cali.

Later days peeps

Slim the Skinny Bxtch OUT!

ANOTHER ONE!

2010-03-31T08:24:00.000-07:00

JUST GOT ACCEPTED TO EMORY!!!!!!!!! OH LAWD! GOD IS REAL! MY OTHER TOP COLLEGE!

Fresh Off The Jet...

2010-03-31T07:38:00.000-07:00

Man...I've been slacking but with good reason!
I just got back from Morocco. Yes Morocco as in the country in northern Africa (could you believe someone asked me what is Morocco? -_-) It was amazing in every sense of the word. I toured the major cities, rode a camel through the Sahara, visited a school, shopped, and toured small towns. It was a dream come true. I did not want to leave and I will definitely return. It also helped that I went with a great group of people. My best friends were there and I created friendships with the new freshmen. I'm actually gonna miss those suckers when I graduate. I'll post pics soon enough but I took sooo many that it's gonna be hard to choose! Did I mention that they love the brown skin girls over there? Although they all thought I was from another African country, the Moroccan men show no mercy lol. I got proposed to a million different times. I must say they are a lil pervy though, gonna have to cut that out lol.

In other good news...I AM GOING TO COLLEGE IN CALIFORNIA! Pitzer College (my numero uno*pow*) has opened their doors to me and I am forever grateful. My other colleges, Skidmore and Gettysburg, wait listed me but I'm alright with that because at least I know they like me and are still considering me. This college madness has had it's ups and downs but I'm alright. Where ever I go is where I am meant to be and God has plans for me. Whatever happens will continue to shape who I am and will make me stronger. As of now...Cali looks like the one =)

Watch out now Cali, you ain't ready for this!
Love, peace, and hair grease from Slim
aka that Skinny Bxtch!

Procrastination At Its Finest

2010-03-08T21:43:00.000-08:00

First off RIP NOTORIOUS B.I.G aka Christopher Wallace. Although I was only 5 when he passed away, I remember the days of Biggie fondly and clearly. Hot summer days with the radio on Hot 97, blasting 'Hypnotize' or 'Sky's The Limit'. I remember when I heard he died and seeing that casket roll down Fulton Ave. As a young child I was not totally aware of how valuable Biggie was/is but now looking at music, he obviously a legend no questions at ALL. I'm proud to say that I am from Brooklyn, home of Big =)

But yes now to some procrastination *applause* I could use this as valuable time to blog about some hot ish I've found online but then I will never get this paper done SO! I am gonna do this foolishness just because I can and it is not time consuming =)

A - Available: Yes but I want that old thing back
B - Best Friend: I have many [Shout out to Jesus]
C - Color of Your Room: Lavender
D - Dad’s Name: Nunya Damnbusiness
E - Easiest Person To Talk To: No one, I trust no one.
F - Favorite Food: Shrimp
G - Gummy Bears Or Worms: Bears man!
H - Hometown: BROOKLYN!!!!
I - Instrument: Air guitar
J - Job: Student
K - Kids: Someday down this long road of life
L - Longest Car Ride: To Virginia from Pennsylvania -_-
M - Milk Flavor: Vanilla or Strawberry
N - Number Of Siblings: 6 brothers
O - One Wish: To succeed and take care of my mom
P - Phobias: insects, arachnids, germs, homeless people
Q - Favorite Quote: “Look on the bright side. I don't know where it is but just look.”
R - Reason To Smile: LIFE!
S - Song You Last Heard: "Lady" by D'Angelo
T - Travel: St. Vincent, Barbados, Puerto Rico, Atlanta, Philly, Richmond, Delaware, DC
U - Unknown Fact About Me: It's unknown for a reason...0_0
V - Vegetable: Carrots FTW!
W - Worst Habits: Procrastination -_-, stubborn
X - X-Rays You’ve Had: NONE!
Y - Your Favorite Pastime: Dancing, listening to music, and shopping
Z - Zodiac Sign: Aquarius baby =)

NEW POST RIGHT QUICK!

2010-02-21T17:10:00.000-08:00

I GOT INTO COLLEGE WITH A SCHOLARSHIP!!!
AOWWWWW!!!
GEORGIA HERE I COME!

And senior year continues to run my life =(
Spring break is coming up tho so...I'll be back

Never Thought I'd Say This...RIP

2010-02-11T08:10:00.000-08:00

RIP Alexander McQueen.

I never thought in a million years I'd be hearing something like this. I don't know, like I've been speechless but this is one death that has totally stunned me. I found out through Toure on Twitter 41 minutes ago and I immediately ran to google. I am stunned. Reports are saying that he committed suicide just days after his mother's death. I am speechless. He is one of the few designers that I follow religiously and this truly breaks my heart. Man...I'm upset. He was the first designer to collaborate with Target and was supposed to show at New York Fashion Week today. I feel like this is a crappy blog post compared to the icon that McQueen missed. He will be greatly missed.

To HBCU Or Not To HBCU...

2010-01-30T10:57:00.000-08:00

I have completed my college process [finally!] and I am now just chilling for acceptance letters. A few people I know are applying to HBCUs and I can't help but wonder if I should feel guilty for not applying to one. I can get into an HBCU in 2 seconds so me getting in is not the problem. It's that I feel like I would not fit in at one. All through high school I was like "I'm gonna go to Spelman, be an AKA, and live like they did on A Different World!" Humph! Oh how that dream died when I actually went to visit Spelman over Columbus weekend. I didn't mind that it was all girls because Morehouse is right there and it's not like I will be fcking people during class [that would be hilarious tho lol] but it is the type of girls there that I couldn't handle. The girls were either straight hood or horrendously sadity. There was no medium and me being from NYC, I need a medium because I can be a lil too much for people who aren't like me lol. Then I LOVEDDDD Howard but their administration is trash. They are always losing shit and I would hate to be one of the kids who doesn't have a dorm room. I'll be damned if I have to move off campus. Also DC wasn't pretty for me. It looked rougher than NYC lol. I felt all types of unsafe walking around that area. I would love to apply to Howard but I know I will be very distracted there between the parties and fashion, no work will be done. In general I know I wouldn't love an HBCU because I need diversity. I've been in an all black & hispanic school [elementary] then an all white school [junior high] and now I am in a very diverse high school. I love knowing all types of people and having a peek into their culture and things of that nature. I don't know man. Chances are I will apply to Howard but I don't know if I will go and I don't wanna take that spot from someone who will.

But what I do know is whenever their homecoming goes down I WILL BE THERE!

Yeezy Speaks!

2010-01-30T10:53:00.000-08:00

"WHEN IT’S ALL SAID AND DONE, REMEMBER THE FEARLESS, REMEMBER THE DREAMERS, REMEMBER THOSE WHO REPRESENT THE GHETTO…THE FAIRY TALE OF NOTHING TO SOMETHING. I’M BRIEFLY SADDENED BY NEGATIVE COMMENTS, BUT I HAVE TO REMEMBER THOSE PEOPLE ARE SCARED, INCAPABLE OR JUST PLAIN IDIOTS. WE ARE THE F**KING ROCK STARS BABY. NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE MY NI**AS!! NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE! IT’S FUNNY TO ME WHEN FASHION BLOGGERS DOWN OUR OUFITS AND THEN SUPER JOCK OUTLANDISH SH*T ON THE RUNWAY BUT THEN THEY DRESS MAD PRUDE AND DON’T LIVE FASHION. WE LIVE IT MAN. F**K THAT, WE LIVE IT!!! WE LIVE IT SO HARD PEOPLE LIVE THROUGH US! WE REPRESENT YOUR INNER SPIRIT!! THE CHILD IN US ALL, THE BRUTAL HONESTY, THE NAIVETY, THE BRAVE WARRIOR, THE ADRENALINE THAT ALLOWS A MOTHER TO LIFT A CAR IF HER CHILD WAS TRAPPED UNDER IT! REMEMBER, THERE WAS A TIME WHEN EVERYBODY DISSED MICHAEL JACKSON EVERY CHANCE THEY COULD. IMAGINE THE PRESSURE OF BEING A TRUE ICON. VERY FEW HUMAN BEINGS ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE CONSTANT HATE!!! IF WE DON’T DO WHAT YOU FEEL IS THE SH*T, YOU BEAT US UP VERBALLY AND MENTALLY, LIKE A CATHOLIC SCHOOL TEACHER BEATING A CREATIVE STUDENT INTO SUBMISSION. I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING ‘COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!!!’ WELL F**K YOUR COLORING BOOK, COLOR BY NUMBERS APPROACH TO LIFE. AT THE END OF THE DAY WHO ARE WE HURTING??? OH “THE NEW BLACK???” SINCE BARACK IS PRESIDENT BLACKS DON’T LIKE FUR COATS, RED LEATHER, AND FRIED CHICKEN ANY MORE?! WHEN YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND CULTURAL SETTINGS, BOUNDARIES, AND OUR MODERN DAY CASTE SYSTEMS, THEN YOU CAN FEEL THE GLORY AND PAIN FROM THE DAYS OF KINGS IN AFRICA TO THE NEW KINGS OF THE MEDIA. LET THE BALL PLAYERS DANCE AFTER THEY SCORE! IT’S LIFE MY NI**AS, IT’S LIFE! REMEMBER CLOTHING IS A CHOICE. WE WERE BORN NAKED!!! FRESH IS AN OPINION, LOVE IS OBJECTIVE, TASTE IS SELECTIVE, AND EXPRESSION IS MY FAVORITE ELECTIVE. NO MORE POLITICS OR APOLOGIES!!!
01.29.2010"

This would be my yearbook quote if it wasn't so long. This is why I've fcked with Kanye since day one. Since I was 12 years old. He speaks his mind, does what he wants and people always give him heat but he always comes back with a nice speech for those talkers. He has a point ranging from fashion bloggers trashing him to the 'new black'. Gon' head Kanye.

Legal

2010-01-25T23:38:00.000-08:00

Saturday was my birthday [yay go Slim!]. I am legal baby! I can do illegal things now and not feel bad about it because I'm an adult now *side eye*. Well I wasn't too crunk for Jesus for my birthday to begin with so I wanted something low key. During the day I went to lunch with my family and then at night I went to BBQs and to a party with my main beezys. First off...everyone in BBQs was obese. I was like wtf is going on here? I swear it was the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. Then these two girls sat the whole night mean mugging me and my girls. Def didn't notice them all that much because we were having too much fun. Jokes and pranks going around, it was cute. Although the service was good, I'm gonna need BBQs folks to be more enthusiastic when singing the happy birthday song. I mean damn I know you probably hate your job but at least smile. Either way it was good and I enjoyed myself. Then we headed off to this house party that was in Flatbush. Oh my word...poppin music, loose bitches. Girls were all over dudes, half naked and dry humping. I was like what type of shxt did these people just drag me to! These girls are sloppy, drunk and just piles of hot steaming messes. We asked the dudes if they found their behavior attractive and those fools said [and I quote] "HELLLL YEAH!". Smmfh. Then the cops came and went all Compton on us. Flashlights all over the place, sirens and such. As the cops proceeded to shut down the party, my friends and I went to hide in a room to avoid getting arrested. All of a sudden we heard yelling. My nosey ass ran out the room to discover a fight had broken out. Now, I haven't seen a good ole fight since my public school days in 6th grade so I was handed my life right then and there. After a good 15 minutes, the cops made everyone leave the house and the party was dunzo. However, the madness was not over. The fight carried on down the block, around the corner and into the street. A big ole jamboree was just going on. It was a WWF cage match [woah took it back to 3rd grade with that one]. Heifers on the ground, people getting stomped, getting hit with random objects, cursing, hair pulling, Jet-Li kicks, straight madness. And yes I stood across the street and watched it all as the cops passed them straight and turned in the opposite direction. That was my 18th birthday. It may not seem quite exciting to you but it's def one of those things that you had to see to believe and enjoy.

It is 3 am -_-
Good Morning.

Happy Birthday Slim!

2010-01-22T21:22:00.000-08:00

Aowwwwwww! It is my birthday and I am officially legal! I can do like 5 more things I couldn't before. Wonderful isn't it? I know =) I should be out at a party but it turned out to be a guido party and I can't with them. I love the Jersey Shore and all but that fist pumping looks dangerous. Can't get boxed up on my birthday at all. However, for the big day, I am going to brunch with the fam and as for the night, dinner with the girls and a partay! Nothing crazy. I'm saving my debauchery for college and when I'm 21. Why waste it all on 18? Welp I'm going to sleep, gotta wake up early to play the lotto, buy cigarettes and rent porn from the video store...'cause this skinny bxtch is 18 now =)

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SMH @ Me

2010-01-10T22:20:00.000-08:00

Shaking my damn head at my for my first post of the New Year being about a dude. I didn't even wish you guys a Happy New Year and hope that with 2010 comes bigger and better things. I didn't even share my New Years events. Like how I went to a bomb ass party in a cute lil black dress, patterned fishnets, and doc martens. Or that I had two college interviews that both went AMAZING or that I am sending out college applications. Ya know...good stuff. Smh that was not kind of me at all. SOOOO I am going to say, Happy New Year, may your 2010 be just as prosperous as I see mine being and I will be back on my shxt for blogging. Shoes, clothing, music, movies, my lovely rants, alllll that coming to ya. Sure I'm a lil salty for some occurances that have killed my trust in human beings [mainly those who carry penises] but what the hey! I'll be fineeeee. 2010 is my year, I graduate high school, I turn 18 [in 2 weeks to be exact], and I get college acceptances.

Guess who's bizzack...

I'll Bust The Windows Out Ya Car...

2010-01-08T15:32:00.000-08:00

I am not happy. I don't think I've ever been this unhappy in my life and I've been through a lot of shxt. Like I am unhappy to the point where I don't want to leave the house or talk to anyone. I wanna pour out my heart but that will lead to crying and I don't do that especially over shit like this. I am an open person. Do anything you want just don't lie to me, steal from me, use me, or call me stupid. I don't like being mad a fool and if someone thinks they can get over on me they are in for a rude awakening. I am a very vindictive person, like seriously I love revenge because unlike others I don't feel bad at all. And whatever you're doing I know what is going on but I like to wait for people to step up and tell me the truth. After they have done me wrong and I cut them off, they always come back and try to act like shit is cool. Do they not realize had they not fxcked up in the first place that this wouldn't have happened? I don't want to sound cocky or out of place but you will miss me. They all do. Ever single one of them. Dudes, chicks, family, friends. Then they get the shock of their lives when I act like a bitch and ignore the hell out of them when they crawl their sorry asses back. Your new girl isn't treating you right? Ohh having problems with wifey? Fxck you, I'm not fxcking Dr. Phil. Go away. Yeah I'm not the sweet girl you met before am I? I hold a strong grudge even if it is a simple comment I will keep it with me. Eventually I will forgive but darling I will never forget. All I can do is wish you the best and hope that it burns when you pee. That is all. Not me, not now, not today.

Goodnight all.

I usually don't talk about my feelings but I needed to get this off my chest.

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Boredom For Dat Ass...

2009-12-30T23:36:00.000-08:00

1) Open up your library (iPod, Winamp, iTunes, etc.)

2) Put it on shuffle

3) Press play

4) for each question, type in what song is playing

5) hit next for each question

1. What do people assume when they first look at me?
No One by Alicia Keys

2. What will be a big challenge in life for me?
Yuh Nuh Ready Fi Dis Yet by Tanya Stephens

3. Am I a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
Boyfriend #2 by Pleasure P [lol!]

4. Do I have a Secret Admirer?
Break The Dawn by Michelle Williams

5. Will I ever become manically depressed in my life?
Only He Can Hold Her by Amy Winehouse

7. Is someone trying to kill me?
Complicated by Nivea

8. What is my sexual preference
Fallen Angel by Chris Brown [well it's a Chris Brown song *kanye shrug*]

9. What am I afraid of??
Just Friends by Amy Winehouse

10. What will I be doing in a few years?
Morning Do by Asher Roth [Ayo morning sex, I can get with it]

11. What is some good advice for me?
Candy Girl by New Edition

12. What should I do instead of this quiz?
I'm in Miami Bitch by LMFAO

13. Will you get married?
Single by Ne-Yo [well got damn...]

14. What is the story of your life?
Get Me Bodied by Beyonce [that's on point]

15. How can you get ahead in life?
What I'm Thinking Right Now by Drake

16. What is the best thing about your friends?
Happy by Ashanti

17. What song describes you?
NewGirlfriendMusic by Charles Hamilton

18. How does the world see you?
Run It by Chris Brown

19. Will you have a happy life?
I'm Bloom by Nirvana

20. How can I make myself happy?
20 Dolla by M.I.A [lol at this being question 20. and seriously $20 makes me happy]

21. What should you do with your life?
Borderline by Madonna [i guess!]

22. Will you ever have children?
Sex on Fire by Kings of Leon [hehe I'm with it]

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

2009-12-30T22:57:00.000-08:00

[he's so zesty! lol]

Its been a year since I started this lovely blog of mine and although I've been slacking, for 2010 I promise to blog more and do what Slim does, nah mean? Well it has been an eventful year and my bloggy has been through it with me. Happy Birthday Skinny Bxtch I luh ya =)

Always The Friend, Never The Girlfriend

2009-12-27T22:02:00.000-08:00

I've been talking to this dude for months now, since April or May I honestly don't remember. If we were to celebrate an anniversary I would not remember because I wasn't trying to like him to begin with. My intentions were to bag, mess with, and discard and I'm sure those were his intentions too. HOWEVER! He caught feelings and unfortunately I caught feelings too. This would be so much less complicated and annoying had feelings not got in the way. So we've been acting like a couple and shxt except we're not exclusive. It's legit a relationship without the official title of boyfriend and girlfriend. I mean at first I didn't care because a title isn't everything but then again I like the title of the girlfriend. I think every girl does even if she fronts and says she doesn't. I was watching something on the tele the other day and I had a revelation. I am the back pocket bxtch. It's alright to treat me like a girlfriend and mess around but you don't wanna commit. I refuse to play this position again and to be honest it's my fault. I'm always the friend but never the girlfriend [some cases differ]and it kills me because I don't understand what is so hard in just saying 'Yo Slim be my girlfriend' I WON'T SAY NO BECAUSE CLEARLY I LIKE YOUR BXTCH-ASS! You just hold me in your back pocket hoping I'll still be there. Well muhfxcka a skinny bxtch gotta eat and I am looking for food elsewhere. This is why I hate feelings, they make you do stupid shxt.

I have college stuff to finish...Slim OUT!

*update* well...it's done now. You win some, you lose some. Slim tends to lose *sad face* Boys ain't shit but hoes and tricks - MTTM

Am I The Only One...

2009-12-27T21:46:00.000-08:00

Am I the only person who hates to do something once everyone else gets on it? I mean my blog is of course me talking about shxt that catches my eye and half the time I fall asleep before I can blog it [pretty fxcked up huh?]. Well I would LOVE to blog about fashion because I have a natural sense of style and my family has some fashion designers [unknown of course =/] thrown all around in there. So it is fitting that someone who has grown up around fashion should blog about it right? Well muthafxck that. I'm not doing it because every other blog is about fashion. People act like Polo/Rugby just came out. Um Ralph Lauren has been kicking since 1967. People act like spikes and all this dark ish just came out. NO punks and goths have been doing this for ages. While everyone called them weird, they were killing the game. I just can't stand this anymore. People forge your own paths. Just because someone else says it's cool doesn't mean it is. However...I will not disagree with one thing that everyone seems to think is amazing...Chanel. Karl Lagerfeld is my fkn friend in my head. Coco Chanel is my fairy godmother.

Eh I just needed to rant for a minute. I'd like to do a bunch of fashion posts but right now I can't because everyone thinks they're the next Tavi and wanna fashion blog. I'll start when all the heat dies down.

Nothing like a good ole Slim rant...I'll be back with another for these MTA muthafckers in NYC.

Eye Candy: Movie Edition

2009-12-26T01:16:00.000-08:00

Dakota Fanning & Kristen Stewart in The Runaways.
Am I the only one psyched for this movie?

Oh Yes! Winter Break!

2009-12-21T09:24:00.000-08:00

Man two weeks of pure unadulterated blogging? Exciting? Why yasss, yass it is. I did some Christmas gift shopping over the weekend and can I just say that this 'blizzard' was nothing short of some regular snow in Brooklyn. It was about 10 inches here if even that much. ANYWHO! I've been called wrong for my Christmas gift rules because Christmas is the season of giving. See I am giving but with some fine print.

Slim Thugg's Rules of Gift Giving:

1) I am not spending more on you than you have on me:
Look this rule is not bad at all in my opinion. It is still a recession as far as I know and I am jobless so you have to bear with me. If you spend $15 on me but someone else spends $80 on me, you can't be mad if I got them a more expensive gift. I've had people ask why someone else got a more expensive gift. You wanna know my answer to that? You get what you give! HA! Plus I would feel bad if you spent $80 on me and I spent a measly $10 lol.

2) You better give me a gift.
I am serious. Yes it is the season of giving but hell! I have to get too! It's tit for tat bxtches, you give to get. If you do not give me a gift I will keep yours until my birthday [which is next month] and if by then you do not have a gift for me, I will use what I bought for you. I think it's fair.

3) Get me something you would like.
I will be DAMNED if i receive another ugly ass sweater or some other bullshit for Christmas. What the hell is wrong with you? Do you REALLY think I will wear that? Also do get me no cheap shit that will break in two seconds, what is the point of that? Don't get me a chia pet because I will throw it at you. Don't give me a gift card to somewhere you wouldn't even shop because I will cut you with it.

4) When in doubt, give mulah!
People always ask me what I want and I always say money because I truly don't know what I want at time or it is too expensive for someone to buy. However, people make it a mission to buy me something and they show up with a lotion set or a gift card to a store I do not frequent. Please people, when in doubt give money because I would do that for you.

Those are my rules for gift giving. Call me the [skinny] Grinch if you will but hell I'm being honest.

Happy Holidays kids =)

*update* What Slim got for Christmas: Doc Martens, Chanel No. 5, Married to the Mob tshirts, a Marc Jacobs bag, a Juicy Couture perfume set avec lotion & other ish, and that lovely cash money

Barbie Is Giving Me Life!!!

2009-12-05T13:26:00.000-08:00

I WILL have this for Christmas.
I'm sorry but the Korean folks at my nail salon will never see me again unless I break a nail and I need tips. Soo Jin [yes I know my nail woman's name, she is a GOD!] I am sorry girl but Mattel just broke us up. This is my favorite thing since the Barbie Grand Hotel and the Barbie Cash Register, both of which I had when I was younger. I was not playing any games when those came out lol.

13 Most Ridiculous [yet hilarious] Things About Beyonce's I Am Yours Tour

2009-12-03T19:09:00.001-08:00

I love Beyonce and one of my dreams is to part take in her lovely lace wig collection but 2:43 - 3:02 had me on the floor.

HEYYYYYY! (heyyy) HEYYYYYY!

Like Louboutin's with the red bottoms. You gotta have 'em, you glad you got 'em...

2009-11-18T12:21:00.000-08:00

These are no regular Louboutins oh no no no. These here are BARBIE, yes suckas I said BARBIE, Louboutins. Mr. Louboutin has customized 3 dolls inspired by Nefertiti [featuring a new tanskin tone] and Marilyn Monroe. The customized dolls also come with a special in-step to enable her to tackle Louboutin's well known sky high heels. 4 Barbie-sized pairs of shoes, placed in tiny little Louboutin boxes with tissue paper accompany each of these these lucky dolls. The first of the Christian Louboutin Barbie dolls is the jewelery thief who also comes with a calendar. Register now for this package at net-a-porter for their release this month. I love how Christian Louboutin is in these pictures lol. For the first time in my life I envy a damn doll -_-

Ear Candy: Video Phone Remix Official Video

2009-11-16T19:10:00.000-08:00

Bad ass video!!!!
My girl Gaga and the Queen Bey!!!!
It was different than what I expected but still very pleasing.
Brayvo

still fuzzy on the concept tho...0_o

Ear Candy: 3 Piece Combo

2009-11-13T20:08:00.000-08:00

Well, well, well. I said I won't post about these two but they make it so damn hard when they release promo pics, singles, and videos on the same day. I don't know about you guys but I'm getting annoyed. I'm not buying into the game. Get your lives together kids!

1) Chris Brown's Crawl

I really like this video and the song makes me feel all sappy and things of that nature. His outfit was nice except for those damn glasses. Really though Chris? We have to let those go. You look like a blind beaver. That was hard for me to say because I do like you but as a good person I'ma let you know that those are truly not the business. Other than that, great video. Loved the outfit, loved the concept, loved the dance in the snow, loved everything. Oh and good job with getting Cassie as your main girl. Bravo. If there is one thing that child can do is model her behind off. Oh and tsk tsk tsk for that use of green screen Chris.

2) Rihanna's Game of Russian Roulette

This video was disturbing yet intriguing. I don't know what it is but I really liked it and the video made me like the song [I couldn't stand it before]. I wanted to change the channel but I couldn't. I just kept watching and nodding my head. Why do I feel like part of me is starting to like her again? *shudder* Her voice sounds good and I like the drama of the video. I'm not sure parents would like the scene of her getting shot in the water but other than that it's good. Still hate that hair, still ain't fond of her but I do give props where they are due.

3) It's that Dirty Money

I do not like Diddy at all. I truly don't. If you ask me I think Kaleena and Dawn would make a wonderful 2 woman team. They make this song what it is. From the first time I heard it I liked it and sang over the few words I did know. This video is cool, nothing too over done, simple but still poppin. I feel like the dancers were useless because I could hardly see what the hell they were doing and I do sorta wish there was a lil story to the video. I peep that Hov sample from Izzo! And someone PLEASE, PLEASE tell Diddy to stop that foolishness he calls dancing! It wasn't cute in the 90s and it isn't cute NOW!

BONUS!
Saw this in school like 2 or 3 days ago and I was in love. You can call Gaga anything you want but this woman is beyond amazing. I am proud to be a lil monster lol. I love this song and I will be copping that album quick! I haven't seen a GOOD music video in a minute. I mean I enjoyed those I posted above but this video gave me a feeling inside that I could not explain. I think I was simply overjoyed that she changed clothes and that every scene was different. AND there was no use of a green screen!!! And her body is something to be envied. I cannot wait for the 'Video Phone Remix' video. Bey usually has good videos so I know with Gaga it is going to be MAD. Haus of Gaga = LIFE

Chuckles of the Week

2009-11-11T08:14:00.000-08:00

I been gone for a minute but now I'm back with the jump off...well not really but HELL you get my point. I'ma keep it short because I am supposed to be doing a paper *side eye* but I had to post these pics that gave me some hard laughs.

1) Oscar nomination?

Now I've made it clear that I am not fond of Rihanna but I admit the trick cleans up nice. No I did not tune in for the entire "EPIC" -_- interview but my mother and I tuned in for 2 seconds until my mother got pissed off and yelled "I CANNOT TAKE THIS BITCH AND HER ACT! IT'S LIKE SHE IS AUDITIONING FOR A MOVIE ROLE AND TRYING TO BE SHARON STONE IN 'BASIC INSTINCT'!" Well, well, well, low and behold what Stuff Fly People Like posted this morning:

My momma is one smart cookie. Anywho on to the next one, I don't talk about Chris and Rihanna on here. And 'Burn' by Usher is playing from my laptop and that song makes me cry so I'm feeling a lil sad for my Chris lmao. Nah just playing. Muhfuckas need to hush up and release them albums!

2) I Refuse Thee!

I saw this madness on Bossip the other night. I have never been a fan of female-ized sneakers. Those high heeled Manolo Timbs were cute back in 2004 but now I might have to trip you if I see you in any high heeled sneaker. Sneakers were made to be flat. You wanna wear comfy heels then find a pair of sturdy ones until then NO! And this chick had the nerve to come out the house looking like she does in those damn leggings and hell just her damn self. The bad weave is just killing me. Why people so pressed to have blonde hair? I'm sorry but it's not for you. NEXT!

3) Poor Kitty Kat

Do I really need words? I'm just shocked at his perm not being in order.

The Bullshit I Called October

2009-11-08T17:49:00.000-08:00

So basically I am ashamed that my post count for October is 1 post. I know I am always explaining myself but serious if you've been through the senior year of high school or are going through it right now, you know that with AP classes and college apps and supplements, that this these past two months of school have not been a walk in the park. I have had a few joys in my life since school began. My lovely baby brother was born, he is my pride and joy; I got my piercing back and convinced my brother to pierce his eyebrow, I got a canon rebel from Europe, shopping has been lovely, and my college list is fcking amazing!!! Like if you see my list you will be like damn..Slim is popping =). With rainbows must come the rain, that's where my life comes in. Extracurriculers make me wanna cut myself, my english teach is trying to kill me with work, I have sooo many college supps to finish/start, and of course my main laptop WITH ALL MY PICTURES AND MUSIC has 24 viruses -_-. Yeah so I'm not too happy at this moment when it comes to that. The viruses is what kept my blogging at a halt. I finally got a netbook from my school so I am back to computer access [praise the LAWD!].

My blog is coming back with a vengence this month. November is a WHOLE other ballpark hehe.

Dueces lovies.
SLIMM-AY

Welcome To The World Baby

2009-10-03T19:21:00.000-07:00

After 3 seasons and 9 months of waiting, I would like to welcome little Tyler Darryn Kai Phillips into the world. I've been at the hospital since 12 pm yesterday and I did not leave my mother's side until today. Tyler was born this morning at 12:14 am at 8 lbs 2 oz. I don't think I've ever felt such joy. He is a gorgeous lil fella and I am proud to say that he belongs to my mother and is my brother. I would have had pics but the hospital is MADD strict. Tomorrow I should have some when he comes to the room to meet my momma.

Welcome to the world baby, I am soooo glad you are here.
With babies come blessings and you are truly a blessing in itself.
I luh ya kidd

Foot Candy: Heels That Make You Wanna Smack Ya Momma

2009-09-30T09:31:00.000-07:00

I've been gone for a minute but now I'm back with the jumpoff!

Ahhh I am sick today but this has given me time to blog. Empty house + bed rest + laptop that resides on my bed = blogging match made in heaven. So call me late for posting these but I'm just letting you know that when I should have been paying attention to calculus, I was busy saving these to my laptop. When I saw these all of these babies, I wanted to drain my account and run to the nearest train going to 5 ave. *sigh* I think my shopping is bad now, when I start to make serious paper there is no stopping me. I guarantee that every store selling hot shoes & big bags will know me on first name basis. EN-TEE-WAYS! let me get started:

YSL with The Divine Peep Toe:

The first time I encountered YSL was when I was 4 and my mom had this vintage YSL purse. I loved that thing beyond words. I had no know clue what the hell YSL was but all I knew was that when I got old enough I wanted to carry that purse around. Fast forward to 2009 and that bag burned in a fire -_-. Way to blow my dreams right? Ugh now instead of fawning over the YSL in my own home, I gaze at it through a computer screen where I stumbled upon these beauties.

I like high heeled shoes as much as the next girl but when I buy a shoe the first thing I look at is the heel. I love a heel that makes me say wow. The needle heel is definitely one of those wowers and combined with a platform, it's enough to make me run around in circle. I like...I like a lot. These are also very versitile, they can go from day-business attire heels to night- hot dress party rocking heels. These bad boys run for $795 so uhh either look hot or buy textbooks lol [I'd choose the books =x] Well like Hov on to the next one!

Jeffrey Campbell with the Michelle Heel:

Karmaloop is not only an outlet for streetwear, it also offers something for the girly girls [those with edge of course]. These ruffled open-toed, leather pumps run for $120 bones on the loop and come in two colors: black and pewter. My favorite details on these shoes are the unicorn heel and the rubber sole. Not only can I sport a truly unique and original heel but I won't bust my ass while in them. Score! For $120 these aren't bad at all. Jeffrey Campbell has some other divine shoes over at karmaloop. I loveeee The Posh Shoe and The Marly Wedge. Both just as gorgeous as these pumps. In general Karmaloop has some great shoe lines that people need to check out such as 80%20, Zigi, and Naughty Monkey.

Insa Babeh!

The first pair of sneakers I saw by Insa go back to 2005. I loved those things but of course I couldn't have them because 1) they were custom made and 2) I was 13...my mother would have shot me if I asked her for expensive ass sneakers [that's why I always ran to daddy xP ] Anyway from countless pairs of gorgeous and envy worthy sneakers have come heels. Last year, if I am correct, was the first line of heels released by Insa and they did not disappoint. This time around they have held up their standard of sexy. I love these heels. If my cash flow was constant I'd cop ALL of these. I am a sucker for bright colors [my fam is caribbean damn it!] so these heels hit the spot in calculus. Yeah I got in trouble for passing around my laptop for all the chicks to see but hell! it was for a good cause!

The first two pictures are The Miami Heels. What I love about The Miamis are not only the signature Insa graffiti art but are of course the heels. The multi-colored heels can set any outfit off. It can go from bland to straight poppin' with those on. I just think these are extremely beautiful and I would love a pair. Shell out 200 euro for these Italian leather platformed beauties and they can be yours at insa-heels.com. The mint sole is named Sunrise, purple sole is the Sunset, and yellow sole is the Midnight shoe.

The second two pictures are of The Stand Alone Heels. The heel is what clicked with my heart. If you look closely you will see that the heel of the pump is a leg with a tiny high heeled pump. Genius and horrendously cute. Like The Miami shoe, The Stand Alone can spice up any outfit from jeans and a tee to a mini party dress. These are a tad more pocket friendly going for 175 euros on the website. The three shoes are named the Chrome Pink, Chrome Mint, and Black Magic.

I think this is enough for one post. On to the next one!

Sorry

2009-09-28T00:08:00.000-07:00

I am so sorry for not updating and blogging all of the wonderful things I see, hear, and know. Tomorrow will be a new day. With senior year and my very preggy mommy, time surly has not been on my side. I will be back tomorrow, I promise.

In the dark under the covers,
Slim

HOV!

2009-09-11T22:31:00.000-07:00

BEST CONCERT OF MY LIFE.
JAY-Z IS THE KING.
ALL RAPPERS NEED TO BOW DOWN.
WHO ELSE CAN SELL OUT THE GARDEN IN 15 MINUTES???
SURLY NOT YOUUUU!
I know everyone has watched the concert on fuse tonight so a recap is not necessary.
It's been a must for me to attend a Hov concert and I couldn't ask for another to be blessed to attend. The ordeal I went through for this ticket was truly worth it because in the end I was dumb close to Hovie-Hov. I am very content with life and I will attend another Jay-Z concert. He is so captivating on the stage. The way he moved the audience was something I have never seen by a musical artist. Thanks for showing the world how NYC and Brooklyn gets down. Nobody can touch us as a city. We are too strong and too powerful for anyone to come at us ever again. I'll be back with pics. They appear as if I was far away but I was really actually close because Jay gave me a high-five when he walked off the side of the stage lol. Sleep time!

COP BP3 NOW!

UGH STILL NO PICS BECAUSE I CANNOT FIND MY CAMERA CORD!

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!

2009-09-10T13:34:00.001-07:00

Well today was my first day of school and I am a SEN10R! It hasn't settled in yet that we are now the old heads of the school and that everyone either looks up to or fears us. I am fine with both quite frankly lol. We saw new faces and hugged and jumped all over the old faces. We didn't do very much except get our schedules, eat ice cream, sleep during quaker meeting. The seniors, however, got a nice little speech from our dean, head master, and college counselor. It was a nice speech especially after the torture we went through last year at the hands of these people but let's not dwell on that subject. I'm chilling here with my buddy Asha K. Bee and we took some pics of our first day of school outfits with these lovely mac. Peep this hot shizzzzz:

[My name in Farsi =) ]

I REFUSE PT.3

2009-09-04T20:09:00.000-07:00

Like really a part 3? Sure it isn't laced with multiple examples of fxckery but this one alone sums it up. I seriously cannot with todays youth. I whole heartedly believe that all of your parents should sue the school systems for allowing this carry on. Who the hell started this bull and why do teens/kids think its cute? Well anyway I spotted this horrendousness when I was watching the video for 'Break Up' by Mario at work. It pissed me off and I just shut the whole video off and refused to go back to youtube. Why like really why?

Past incidents of sadness:
http://imskinnyirock.blogspot.com/2009/04/i-refuse.html
http://imskinnyirock.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-refusept-2.html

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I really have no words. For the first time I think I have been silenced. Never again. I refuse thee and thy bullshit! However, even though this IM is on a totally different topic, Krystyna's words describe my exact sentiments towards this bull.

kj (11:23:02 PM): The only problem that I have is that u have no proper grasp of the concepts of grammar, punctuation, and common sense!
kj (11:23:19 PM): Like d.a get a life and end it by jumpin off a bridge

I bid you all a good night.

Dear Chris Brown...You Owe Me An Hour Of Life

2009-09-03T09:09:00.000-07:00

So I sat down like the rest of the world to watch the exclusive Larry King interview with Mr. Christopher Maurice Brown. *blink* *side eye* *blink* What in the blue hell was that? Chris didn't share anything we didn't know, he said sorry for the millionth time, and he dodged the most important question of the night! I don't care about you being sorry, I still remained a fan and you apologized to Rihanna & she clearly accepted it. I just wanted to know what happened in that car that night. We heard Rihanna's side through the police report and now we want to hear yours. I would like to know how the hell you managed to bite homegirl on her fingers and ears. Excuse my manners but I laughed hard as hell when I heard that. How did you manage to drive a lambo and bust her up like that? I mean either the story doesn't add up or Chris needs to be a nascar driver STAT! Larry plainly asked what happened in that car and this boy refused to answer. Share the details! Screw the feelings! I wanna know!!! So I wasted an hour of my life to watch you apologized and say other foolishness that I don't remember. OH WAIT! I remember one thing, Chris confirmed that him AND Rihanna were indeed riding jet skis at Diddy's house. He said that they were trying to rekindle their friendship or did I hear incorrectly? Because if so all that shade about him not being remorseful is wrong because she was there too -_-

Anyway I had no intentions about talking about this but I needed to blog and I needed a topic so HERE! All I really want is an album from the both of them you know. Tired of him moping, tired of her...walking around. They are really about to be put on my 'Why are you still here' list.

LOL at the fact that Chris's lil blue bow tie has a following and is a trending topic on twitter. LMAO even more that the bow tie has a twitter and is one of my followers. Oh I love humans and their antics.

It's That Time Of The Year Again! -_-

2009-09-02T08:25:00.000-07:00

September is here [oh joy] and it is officially 8 days until school starts. I was all gung ho and ready to go until today. I could not wait for the college process until now. To be honest, I am scared out my ass. I have a fear of rejection [if you people haven't noticed, I have a lot of fears] so this whole receiving a small envelope in the mail thing is not sitting right with me. My fear of rejection goes beyond college letters [I don't even IM people first =/] but this is most important to me. I'm not used to getting the school I want because they always wait list me -_- but in the end I find my perfect fit so I know not to have my heart set on one specific college. What I am scared of is ending up at some hole in the wall college or not getting into college at all! They say there is a college for everyone yadda yadda but I am petrified. Everyone I know has gone to some of the top colleges and universities in the United States and I don't want to be that one who doesn't. I have no clue why I feel like it will be me but I have that inkling. I know I have the interview in the bag, college essays with some tweaking I have in a sack, my resume is pretty darn poppin and my SAT scores are coming up [in my defense I woke up 10 minutes before it started and I had to run around the corner in my pajamas]. My grades, however, are pretty proper. As and Bs...one C here...a fcking F there thanks to french. I blame my school for this because it could have been avoided. They took everyone out of that class but left me in there. 'Oh we believe in you!' Believe in me my ass! Smh muhhfckers I swear. Freshman year is perfect, sophmore was good...except that F, and junior year was pretty but could have been so much more amazing had it not been for an on going family issue that got in the way repeatedly. Anyway the main objective of this post was not to babble and complain but to make another checklist. I made my first one during junior year in one of my first posts and as I recall I sorta followed it. Well here is my senior year checklist!

1) All work, some play. First semester of senior year is your last chance to show colleges what you can do and that you will be a great addition to their institution academically. I will be working my butt off no doubt but there will be some play but not a lot. No parties, just chill with the mains, a bit of shopping, and my extra curriculars. SATs and ACTs will be even more amazing and I promise to be on point in every aspect of my life.

2) Time is on my side. Between school work, senate, and dance team, I have no clue on how I am going to distribute my time especially when I plan on getting a job and going back to dance school. I am usually good at time management so I think I will be fine if I make a schedule for myself.

3) Clock work. As I've mentioned many times, a JOB is a must. Not only will it benefit me and my fam but it will help me with financial aid and save me from ending up a starvin' marvin in college.

4) Network. I've been doing well in that department but I am taking it up a notch this year. I'm gonna network like my name is facebook [ew lame ass analogy but its okay]. Next stop world domination! Just Kidding...or not *sus face*

5) Focus. The bottom line of this all is to keep focus. I need to ignore all things that will tempt me to stray from my yellow brick road. No more worrying about foolish males, there are smarter, better looking, and taller ones in college lol. My life was consumed by in school and out of school drama so I'm gonna do it like Mary and declare no more drama in my life! I can go on forever but staying focused is the main goal.

Well so far that is all for my senior year checklist. I might add more if any point do come to mind. Everyone says I'll be fine because my grades aren't horrid [although in my mind they are] and I have my head on my shoulders but I feel the opposite =/. Anyway wish me luck this year because I promise you I will make tails spin. Smh @ my insecure to confident flips.

Slim is going back to "work" also known as trolling the internet for something to blog about.

“Thriller” in i-D by Emma Summerton

2009-09-01T13:56:00.000-07:00

While everyone else is shoving Rihanna's Vogue editorial pictures down your throat [they are pretty dope no tea no shade], I will present to you 'Thriller' featuring Arlenis Sosa, Chanel Iman, Jourdan Dunn & Sessilee Lopez. Marinate in this tricks...

Either these were shot a while ago or Jourdan hides pretty darn well for 5 months. No fashion week for her =/

[pics via tfbd]

Oh How I Love Thee

2009-09-01T13:47:00.000-07:00

Not Kim K. [although she is the only socialite I am fond of] but the skirt she is rocking. I brought that skirt to you guys earlier in the month and now look at it! Oh Kim K girl you can dress your butt off and kudos for that skirt because I envy the fact that you have it! Hmm...I smell a DIY project coming along. I refuse to be without that skirt or something similar. Aside from the skirt, I like that she paired it with simple platforms and an acid wash denim jacket. Children, if you haven't revived that denim jacket or at least bought one you are lacking in life. Definite staple for the summer and the warm days of the fall.

I just needed to do one blog today at least. I got my laptop choc full of ish to sharee

Hola Hovito!

2009-08-31T21:36:00.000-07:00

Orgasm.

WHY WON'T THIS ECONOMY LET ME BE GREAT?!?!

2009-08-31T09:16:00.001-07:00

So my internship is up this week and I am officially back on the broke trail. I like to survive during the school year and by survive i mean eating during and after school hours and shopping. I can always dupe a boy into paying for a movie or some shxt of that nature but shopping I cannot [boys are getting smart]. Food quite possibly, but shopping never. Jimmy Choo is teaming up with H&M and the Jordan brand is re-releasing the Space Jam 11s, both of which occur in November. I can definitely refrain from shopping because I have enough clothes and shoes to last me but those two things are golden. When the hell am I ever going to be able to afford Jimmy Choo??? When I am in my 30s, quite possibly my 20s [if I strike gold]. Anyway as a shopper and a sneakerhead those two events are vital to my survival. Off the materialisitc tip, my mother will not be working for about 3 months due to the fact that she is popping out the latest addition to the family in 27 days. I don't want to have to bother her for cash, I would prefer to give it to her quite frankly. I want to take care of my momma. However due to this economy, big over grown adults are taking my spot in areas of jobs that were once dominated by the 17-18 year old crowd. Target rejected me so this just upsets my ass. I have many stores left on my list. I also have someone in Prep working on something for me and if push comes to shove I will ask my school to help me out. They know my situation and I refuse to be put under a rug. My last resort is McDonalds. I have respect for Mickey Ds no doubt but no tea no shade...come on now. Grease and smelling like I've been sleeping in a bed of beef and fried goods. I'm not trying to smell like a Klump everyday. And all those oils are bad for your skin. *sigh* after receiving my swift rejection notice from the Target at Flatbush Junction, I'll just wait and see if Atlantic will shout me a holler. If not, back to pounding the pavement. I just want to keep building on my bank account. I want to see it stacked. I have over a grand but I want more so I can feel secure. I need a new job. *audible sigh*

I think I have a fear of being broke =/

*sings* I want the money, money and the cars, cars and the clothes, more clothes, I suppose. I just wanna be, I just wanna be successful...

I had to tweak those lyrics, nobody is doing hoes this year. Time for relationships people! Since I've been in HS there has been nothing but hooking up and hoeness occuring. I'm tired of you nasty ass teenagers. We are now seniors, grow the fck up. Debauchery will return in college but damn have self respect in your last year of being a kid. Hell in college it is worse because these are people you don't know well and it's like playing Russian roulette with all these subtle stds and shxt. Hard On Hoes 09! It's a movement. Smh I just hurt myself on the damn printer. I simply cannot with this place. OMG one of my attorneys is eating this yummy sandwich. It smell sooo good. Sorry for that lil rant/tangent at the end, I had a Kanye DIVA moment but it's okay because this is my blog whatever I do/say here is law and damn sure normal in my world.

Ear Candy: Drake & Trey Trey Want To Be Successful

2009-08-31T06:49:00.000-07:00

Got this via Twitter [yes I hate that bullshit but when you're bored at work and your job is trying to block blogger, trust me it helps] from Miss B. Scott. So you know I had to post it here! If this post goes through it'll be a miracle because work has been doing me dirty as of late, hence this long ass dry spell of not sneaking in posts at work! SMH! The fxckery! Anyway, I like the use of lights and shadows in this video. Very simple and calm like the beat. I also love Trey's verse on this. His flow and pitches were on point, everything was good. His voice is really coming along. After listening to his mixtapes I can honestly say that Trey is underestimated and truly deserves more shine. Who knows, since my main boo Chris Breezy is on cruise mode this VA boy can get a lil sunlight. Gon' head Trey Trey! Cop his album Ready which is in stores TODAY! He will also be in Brooklyn tomorrow. So sad I can't go but all you other fans have a fun time. Shoo...Trey is about to be my boyfriend #2...

Slim Thuggin is outtttt

Foot Candy: Camilla Skovgaard Edition

2009-08-23T14:51:00.001-07:00

If you want a sexy stiletto heel but don't want the pain that accompanies it, then these babies are for you. These Camilla Skovgaard strappy satin chain embellished wonders are not only stylish but functional with the rubber grips on the sole. Available on net-a-porter.com. Cop you some. I'd cop but this year of school is not for me to gallivant in sexy heels, it's college time!

Why you ask?
'Cause the Skinny Bxtch Said So.
And what this bxtch says is law!
oh I crack myself up.

I Was Thinking...

2009-08-20T09:50:00.000-07:00

That I should start to do outfit posts once the school year begins or whenever the hell I find my camera. I have enough clothes to wear something different everday of my life so why not share it with you all? I have a great sense of fashion and I wear whatever the hell I please so I know you will all enjoy my fashions [as Dwight from the Real Housewives of ATL would say]. Some outfits are so lovely that they must be captures on memory chip so I shall start now!

Sidetrack: So this morning I bop out my house in this nice fitted yellow dress that I bought in Soho. I've worn it twice before and it has garnered multiple compliments. I come down my steps all cute and then a woman says 'Hey!'. Me being who I am thought she was gonna ask me where I got my dress. No ma'am no no no. She proceeded to tell me that the zipper spoiled and that my back was all out. Do you see the fxckery that crosses my path every-damn-day? As I am typing behind this blasted desk I have a cardigan on while my whole back is out. I haven't seen my friends yet so I will wait until lunch to fix this issue. Oh life why?

Sidetrack pt. 2: I saw the Michael Jackson GQ cover yesterday and I was like wow that cover is goregous and me being the Michael person I am was about to cop but I had to go back to work. It just so happens that when I checked bossip last night for my daily dose of celebrity foolishness that I see that Jermaine Dupri spoke out about the cover:

HOT COVER WACK ASS TITLE. SEE THIS IS THE SHIT THAT PISSES ME OFF PEOPLE WANNA USE THIS MAN TO MAKE THEM MONEY BUT CONTINUE TO THROW LIL SNEAK DISSES. AS FAR AS ANY FAN WOULD SAY, HE WAS COOL HIS WHOLE LIFE. I SAY THAT BECAUSE THE FANS ARE THE ONES THAT’S GONNA MAKE THIS COVER SELL 3 TIMES MORE MAGAZINES THAN THE LAST ONE SO WHY TITLE IT THIS?

And I have to say the lil homie is right because if I didn't have to go back to work I would have bought the magazine. I did not see the 'When Michael Was Cool' title but that shxt is most defintely foul and GQ loses mad points for their sly assholeishness [ass-hole-ish-ness yes it is a word in my world]. I've done many Michael rants on here so I'm not gonna weigh you down with more...until next time.

And did Omarion really get dropped from Young Money already? Damn son tough break. Shoulda stayed on your Ps & Qs. I like Omarion too you know...

Be There Or Be Lame

2009-08-19T09:09:00.000-07:00

Via Bossip:

Director Spike Lee has planned a birthday celebration for the king of pop in Brooklyn, NY.

The celebration will take place on August 29th at Fort Greene Park from noon till 5PM. August 29th will also be the day that the Jackson family will finally lay Michael to rest as well.

So you already know I will be in attendence right? I have my brand new Michael Jackson shirt ready to go. I'm about to cop that red leather jacket from h&m. Beat It much? Hehe you think this is a game. Oh no siree bob this is serious business. It would be an abomination if I didn't go to Michael's celebration.

Dueces from work, these attorneys are riding my ass.

Ear Candy: Fefe Dobson

2009-08-16T15:10:00.000-07:00

Fefe is back with an independent album this year titled 'Joy'. Her new video contains two songs 'I Want You' and 'Watch Me Move'. This chick was my idol next to Kurt Cobain in junior high school so I am feeling quite peachy about her return.

My Love Has Returned!

2009-08-14T09:26:00.000-07:00

As you all know America's Best Dance Crew started last week and so far I am having a hard time choosing favorites. I live for this show so you know my happy level is ridiculous. Of course the crews from NYC are my faves especially Vogue Evolution because I LOVEEEEE me some gays. Yes yes they are fierce beyond belief and they gave me life on that stage like no other. My zest meter was off the chains with them in their lil American Apparel jackets. Sidetrack: No lie I was googling the Balls that the different houses in NYC throw and I could not find any at all. I did, however, find a website with the listing of every house so I love that. I know that they hold balls at the Roseland Ballroom but anywhere and any time somebody hears of a ball PLEASE TELL ME! I really want to go. I am so serious when I say in my next life I will be gay man or a drag queen. Speaking of a gay man, did you guys see the spectacle that was Dwight's birthday party on The Real Housewives of ATL? Gosh I am so off topic right now but I get so excited when it comes to gay people. I really do love them. ANYWHO! This week on ABDC is Beyonce Week [YASSS!] and I am very excited. I love Beyonce and her songs are very dance friendly so I simply cannot wait to see what these crews pull out. Here is the listing:

Here’s what you can be on the lookout for this week:

RHYTHM CITY “Sweet Dreams” – Must update “the Charleston,” which is featured in the video.

WE ARE HEROES “Single Ladies” – Take the section of the video known as “the wind” and blow us away with their own version.

ARTISTRY IN MOTION “Diva” – Perform with chains incorporating the entire crew.

VOGUE EVOLUTION “Deja Vu” – Perform African-style dancing within their routine.

AFROBORIKE “Beautiful Liar” – Work exotic Shakira-like moves into the routine.

MASSIVE MONKEES “Work It Out” – Dance with hula hoops without accidentally dropping them.

SOUTHERN MOVEMENT “Jumpin’ Jumpin’” – Bust out all the moves from the video with new creativity.

BEAT YA FEET KINGS “Crazy In Love” – ‘Booty Pop’ with never-before-seen flare.

“America’s Best Dance Crew” airs Sundays at 9pm ET/PT on MTV.

I think Vogue Evolution should have gotten 'Single Ladies' but maybe that's a little too at home for them since Bey does vogue in the video. Oh hell 'Diva' woulda been good too! Either way I am very excited. This season is amazing.

Ear Candy: Chris Breezy!

2009-08-14T08:58:00.000-07:00

I like this song a lot. Hmmm I definitely have to download this.
I say shut up about this whole beating up Rihanna thing because she is clearly over it and so the hell am I SO bring on the good music! I'm tired of this swag surfin bull on the radio. Rihanna pop me an album, C.B pop me an album. I'll be gravy.

Sidetrack: Chris...what in the blue hell are you wearing? The socks pulled up to high heavens. Those shorts hanging lower than an orangatang's tatas. The hoodie is a lil colorful but I'm all for the rainbow so I can dig it. Those ked or vans do not match and that hat must go. And why does your face looks like a sad, homeless puppy? I mean I'd look like that too if my outfit was just as horrendous. I laughed real loud when I saw this picture. Dear Lawd never again Chris. People stop having laugh out loud in the work place, you will get me fired smh.

Fashion Fest: Something Lite

2009-08-10T21:24:00.000-07:00

Okay seeing as I cannot save pictures on the computer at work [which is where I spend most of my time for the past 3 months] I uploaded these last night from my computer before falling out into deep slumber. I'd like to thank HS for these pictures, let my fashion fest begin!

First on deck: Dominic Jones' Leather Gloves

As you can probably tell by now, these are not ordinary gloves. These leather gloves are by London based Dominic Jones with attached gold nails. I've seen many leather gloves, some dull, some cute but these right here are magnificent. I would buy these in a heartbeat and live with them permanently attached to my hands. Simply AMAZING! I can see Rihanna [*side eye*] in these but I'd rock them better =X

Next up to bat: Novella Royale ‘Mister’ Bag

The LA based Novalla Royale creates luxury bags where the leather from each bag is hand cut from vintage jackets, making each piece a one-of-a-kind in color, distressing and seaming. Not only is this earth friendly but it also allows the bags to be extremely soft and unique. How many people can say a leather jacket was converted to bag? The Mister [an instant favorite of mine] is a mini duffel with big gold or black grommets. The black on black Mister [not pictured here] is my favorite, then comes the brown/gold and the white/black. Another timeless item that could be used year round but they are expensive. http://www.novellaroyale.com/ Get aquainted =]

#3 Stylestalker Studded Skirt
Not much to be said about this skirt. It is fitted, the studs add a great high fashion touch, and there is really nothing like a high waisted skirt. Available on http://www.pixiemarket.com/ feel free to click!

Jean Paul Gaultier launched his first winter collection for kids ages 2-16 called Junior Jean Paul Gaultier. This line is inspired by his classic creations from the 80s, bringing back the beret and leaopard prints. Jeez what I would do to be a rich kid in Paris right now...

Last but surely not least: Diesel Glows In The Dark

Diesel launches a capsule collection of ” glow in the dark” accessories and denim for Fall 2009. I love to stand out so even though all I see are pictures of male items, best believe male or female I will be copping. This idea is pretty sick. I'M READY!

Welp! Until something else catches my eye or annoys me, payce =]

Okay This Is Ridiculous Now

2009-08-10T10:00:00.000-07:00

If everybody jumped off a blasted bridge, would you do it?

No right? So why the hell is everyone shaving some part of their damn heads?

See at first it was daring and cool [even though Kelis & Kesh have been holding down this spectrum for a while now] but now its annoying and no longer cute. I do, however, like Keyshia's lil red stars on the side. Gotta keep the hood glamour swag, I see you Keyshia! You still get a BOO BXTCH BOO because you stay jumping on the bandwagon honey. The only trend you started was the two toned kool aid red hair [Lawd knows there are a couple girls out there who I wish would leave that two colored weave alone!!!!].

[Kesh. Kelis. Jack Davey. are the originals]

Hell punk rockers have been shaving their heads since the crack of time, bow down to them for inspiration.

Go Directly To Jail

2009-08-10T09:47:00.000-07:00

I simply cannot with Solange and this outfit. Nothing about this is okay. I feel like she should have worn a different top with such a petite and layered skirt. It bothers me to see tiny pieces of the top hanging at the bottom from under the skirt. Or maybe she should have chosen a different bottom because to be honest I am not a fan of the skirt. That top with a pair of crazy leggings or shorts would have been great with the right accessories. Also her stance in the photo doesn’t help at all. She looks like a skinny shy child who doesn't know what to do with their arms. Those shoes are creative though. They seem to have a half ankle boot half t-strap thing going on, however, she still gets no love from me. [Update: those shoes are right off the runway from Moschino's Cheap & Chic line, Gon' Head Solo]. I love Solo I really do but this outfit made me say 'What in God's name?!?!?' out loud in my work place and that ain't proper.

Close up Solo looks gorgeous and I like her with the short cut. Her neck looks longer and she has a model appeal. Also the hot pink lipstick looks lovely against her skin tone.

Down With The MOB...

2009-08-10T09:33:00.000-07:00

Our favorite Sweet Sixteener is the new face of Married To The Mob for their fall 09 line. Sure Teyana doesn't have any singles out and she garners a good handful of hate from people [let go of your feelings from her sweet 16 episode people!] but you cannot deny the moves this chick is making. She is almost at every hot party, she gets free clothes, she is making money, her connections are off the charts, and best of all she is the new face of MTTM. I mean I couldn't ask for more honestly.

I am super excited for the fall line of MTTM. I see lots of things that I would love to purchase and probably will much to my mother's displeasure. I remember the first MTTM shirt I bought, she yelled at me and made me return it because I paid $40 for it. Yes maybe that is a bit much but damn it I wanted that shirt and MTTM is a personal line so the prices will be steep. Oh well get it how you can. Hide your purchases from your parents for your own sake. *flash back to the OUTRAGEOUS lips shirt* *audible sigh*. ANYWHO the collection is dubbed Smells Like Teen Spirit [extra kudos for the usage of a Nirvana song, my favorite band] and it contains the usual t-shirts, hoodies, dresses, denim and outwear. It is said to be inspired by living downtown in NYC and having to rush around for school the only way a New Yorker can and such. I would post the lil paragraph I found but I'm not sure where exactly it is from [my job has limited my internet surfing] so I'll leave that alone. Just in time for back to school and as I said before I will be copping whether or not the parental likes it. It's senior year, I have to be decked out in the best and Married To The Mob is nothing less.

Great Weekend Until..Now -_-

2009-08-08T18:12:00.000-07:00

Last night I went to a POPPIN! party with my homies from school. Saw mad familiar faces and got it in a major way. Even had my life violated twice without permission [I hate daggering -_-]. I bagged two biddies, gonna keep them around as friends because they do come in useful if my other friends flake on me or have to deal with the rents. Overall it was a definite improvement from other parties and something that I really needed. I haven't gotten it in to that extent since July 3rd. So I am getting ready for another party tonight [which is gauranteed to continue the poppage of my weekend] and I see that my armpits have sprouted a bit of hair. I get the Veet and get to business on one pit and begin on the other. After a few seconds my right armpit begins to burn like a bxtch. I'm like WTF is going on!?!? This is madness carrying in my armpit! The burning was killing me so I go wash that shxt off with the quickness. Then after I wash it off the burning continues so I take a wet piece of paper towel and stick it under my arm. The burning persist. Alright by this time I am confuzzled as a mug and in serious pain. I look under my pits to see if I got an allergic reaction and I see a line that glistened as if there was blood. I take a closer look and came to the conclusion that THE VEET BURNED A BIT OF SKIN OFF MY PIT! Ohhhhhh my lawd there are like 2 or 3 tiny areas [that no one could see unless they were sleeping in my pits] where there is no skin. *sad face* Ugh well I'm off to this party now. I'm so burned out from last night so my dancing probably won't be on point and I will be tired as hell and in even more pain. I think I'm over the party lifestyle. I hate seeing the same faces over and over.

Don't You Hate...

2009-08-07T10:44:00.000-07:00

Don't you hate when people call a number, you tell them it is wrong and they have the nerve to argue? YOU got it wrong, not me! I didn't call anybody, you called my phone so don't yell at me talking about "Well Malcolm gave me this number!" Malcolm coulda gave you an STD, I don't give a fck. Bottom line is you got the wrong number so hang up or shut up. I hate people.

Don't you hate when people make assumptions about one group of people? Essence is guilty of that in my opinion. They have an article wondering and analyzing why black women hate on each other and white women compliment each other. Pause a million right there. It is in a woman's nature to hate and be envious of another because some bxtch always got what you want. You may think Lauren London is perfect but trust she is hating on somebody else for something they may have that she wants. There is no racial divide in this. White women 'hate' as much as black women, it's just not as obvious and brought because there is a stereotype of the coveting, angry black woman with attitude. I've heard white chicks go harder on another white female than me on another black female. I tell my friends all the time they look cute [when they do] and I do agree that sometimes white girls be lil too happy in those facebook picture comments, "Girl you look gorgeous" but I'm sitting here thinking no she looks like a boogawoof. But I have heard them 'hate' on females. Hey you call it hate, I call it honesty. You look a hot, boiling mess, then that is what you are. If you look cute, I will give props where they are due. This is the mentality of all females, not just black ones. Essence as a magazine for black women, I'm gonna need you to get your shxt together because I do not co-sign this what-so-ever. Shooo the only I covet is somebody with hips and ass 'cause Lawd knows I had some on my Christmas list since JHS.

Don't you hate people who say one thing but go and do the other? Oh yes Pastor Masen...what type of pastor are you if you preaching the word of the Lord but you back in the rap game with Satan himself [Diddy -_-]. You can't just backslide like that and think its okay. God doesn't always forgive, let's keep that in mind when you think you can just jump back into the thresh of the Lord when this doesn't work out [which it won't with Judas hanging on your hip].

This was just a quick rant at work.
I'll finish it later.

Boredom At The Work Place

2009-08-05T13:00:00.000-07:00

What time is it ? : 4:16 pm
How old are you : 17
When where you born ? : Jan. 23rd, 1992
Eye color?: Brown

Hair Color? : Brownish black

how many times a day do you brush your teeth?: 2 times

Are you the only child? : Nope, middle child ftw!

What color socks are you wearing ?: No socks, I'm on my grown lady shxt in nude pumps =]

Do you shower daily? : Yes! That is a serious must

Where did your first kiss happen?: Behind the couch hehe

Favorite drink: Pineapple soda

Do you drink?: I sip

Do you smoke? : Nope ; I gots asthma =]

What are you wearing right now?: An American Apparel mini skirt, striped H&M t-shirt, Steve Madden nude colored pumps, and an Old Navy cardigan.

What is the date today? : August 5th, 2009

Favorite Color?: Purple Mountains Majesty
Most Missed memorie: The 90s [sidetrack who the hell made this survey, it is MEMORY! not no damn 'ie' smh]
right or left handed?: Righty for Lifey [lame I know]

converse or nike shoes: Both

computers or videogames?: Both

favorite class: History

favorite website : youknowyoudeadazzwrong.com

do you have a license?: Soon

do you like your picture taken?: When I'm looking proper yes, when I am a hot ass mess hellll no

favorite smell : New carpet smell = life

white socks or colored socks?: Colored

favorite meal?: Too many to choose from but I love fish, shrimp, chicken, pasta, and pork.

Last person you talked to ?: [phone]: Mommy [text]: Daeshawn or Asha, they are texting me at the same time and I just cleared my boxes

Last person you got mad at?: Daeshawn

ever put tin foil on your teeth and pretend that they were grills?: I did it when I was 7 because I thought braces were cool lol.

do you like going to the movies?: Only with my friends or a cute boy

do you have a job?: Yes sir! I'm there right now. I'm a secretary.

have you been in love : In love with myself

who is your crush?: Celebrity crushes-Chris Brown & James Franco; Regular crush-Take a wild guess

are your parents still married?: Never were

eyeliner or mascara?: Eyeliner because I have almond eyes

what color are you nails right now if painted?: Black >=]

biggest mistake recently : I don't know if I should call it a mistake but I'm about to make a few this weekend

do your own laundry?: Yes ma'am

If you could be anything in the world what would it be?: A singer [Man I wish I could l could sing =/]

Do you talk in your sleep?: Yes, I also sleepwalk.

favorite fast food place?: The chinese store lol

action or love movies: Action

do you read?: Since I was 3

Favorite breakfast food?: Cornmeal porridge

do you think that the world is coming to its end soon like in the next 20 years?:
I'll leave that decision in the hands of God

what are you listening to right now : Doors close and attorneys on the phone

what is your favorite season?: Summer

Favorite holiday?: Christmas

do you celibrate your birthday?: Why wouldn't I? It is the day greatness was born! [Yo celibrate? Really? Go directly to school. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200]

Where did you get your name from ?: My mother made it up after being told that in America you have to name your child right away.

What is your name ?: Slim Thugg [you really think I'm gonna tell you my name?]

Ear Candy: Milk + Honey [Yum]

2009-08-05T08:46:00.000-07:00

Goapele is releasing her third studio album, Milk & Honey, in early 2010 courtesy of Skyblaze Recordings. This single was leaked in early July and the official video was released yesterday. I love Goapele, I think her voice is amazing and this is definitely something different from her normal style [however I do bangs wit it, so carry on!]. This song is more seductive, sexy, and definitely appealing to todays crowd especially with that beat. Nice to hear something new after she left us for 4 years [=/]. She is currently recording her album in her hometown of Oakland and Kanye will be producing a track or two so I am definitely hyped to hear what he cooks up. Mmmm Kanye's production + Goapele's voice = instant crack. I'm excited! Well peep the video for 'Milk & Honey'.

Milk and Honey - Goapele from goapele on Vimeo.

I Ripped My Pants...-_-

2009-07-29T22:27:00.000-07:00

See I thought my day couldn't get any worse but oh it did. Not only was I late to work thanks to the muthafcking MTA, I ripped my pants. But let me go off on the MTA for a minute. So I get on the 2 train today all ready to go. I realize we left 2 minutes late and 2 minutes goes a long way when you live in New York City. Then after 4 stops the train sits. And sits. And sits. Oh wait for it...AND SITS! The conductor makes an announcement about the silly train traffic that always seems to occur. We move along. And it sits. And sits. Then it moves and stops in a tunnel...you already know the drill. The conductor comes on the speak is like 'The Lexington line is having some delays and problems, when the train gets to Atlantic Ave. either stay on or go to another train because this will continue all morning'.
-_- Nice. So I get off and I walk to the N, W, R, D, & V train platform with a million other people. Three trains came back to back and boy was I happy until I realized that they were all full. I finally got on a relatively empty D train and it was moving at a good speed until it hit the Brooklyn Bridge, where it sat and sat and sat. When the train finally got to my stop I made my way out of the platform area only to find myself in the confusing underground concourse. That thing makes you feel as if you are in a Harry Potter movie with all those damn tunnels and gold walls. For a good 15 minutes I am just walking until I finally admit to myself that I am lost. I searched for the first glimpse of outside light I could run to and made my way to the surface. I was finally free and had 2 minutes to run up 3 long Manhattan blocks filled with clueless tourists. I got to work like 5 minutes late but hell I got there and that is all that matters. I was cool all until lunch time came around. I was on my way to the lunch room when I felt a little breeze on my leg. I'm like "Hmmm that's interesting" and I keep it moving because I suspected the pants were just thin. Then I felt and even stronger breeze which made me even more confused and instantly look down at my pants. There I see a rip from my pelvis to the middle of my thigh. OH MY WORD! I have been walking around like this and no one had the decency to say "Miss you ripped you're pants" because I damn sure didn't put them on like this! SMH! BOO FCKERS BOO! I would have told somebody that they ripped their pants HELL I TOLD THIS MAN HE HAD A BUG ON HIM! [granted that was driven by personal motive because he was standing right in front of me and I was scared it was going to jump on me so I had to tell him so he can rid of it]. Either way I was nice enough to tell him. So I put my bag in front of my leg and walked to the lunch room. I ate my lunch then ran to The Gap and bought a pair of jeans because that was all they had on sale and I refuse to pay $50 for Khaki pants that I will never wear again unless I work at Target. From that point on my day was relatively okay, nothing to scream about. I did learn a few things from this day: 1) I still hate humans. 2) Gap has upgraded the quality of their jeans 3) The Gap now carries my choice of jeans. The last time I bought Gap jeans was in 8th grade and they were kinds hard and rough. Now Gap jeans are nice, cotton soft, and they fit in all the right places. Did I mention they give me somewhat of a butt??? YASS! LIFE! I recently bought their Always Skinny jean and it is my new favorite. Anywho I have SAT homework to finish [yes I am at work doing my SAT hw, don't judge me] so ciao lovies.

My LMFAO Moment of the Week

2009-07-28T13:24:00.000-07:00

LMFAOOOO I LAUGHED SOOOO LOUD AT MY DESK AND ALL THE ATTORNEYS CAME OUT AND LOOKED AT ME.

WHOYYY! Thank you YKYDAW for this chuckle

Guess Who's Pregnant?

2009-07-24T13:13:00.001-07:00

No it's not one of Lil Wayne's many trollops, praise the Lawd.

So take a wild guess!

Miss Jourdan Dunn is pregnant!

Bet you never thought of her huh? Yeah I didn't either until I read it in a Style.com article. The 19 year-old British model has left her mark in the fashion world and was named Model of the Year at the 2008 British Fashion Awards . From being the first black model to rip the runway for Prada in 10 years to being on the cover of the historical Vogue Italia's All Black Issue, Jourdan has had a colorful yet short career. She is due in December. I don't know about her career because we know how the fashion world is, unless you're Heidi Klum, they are ready to chew you up and spit out. And at the rate they are going with this diversity issue and she needs to stay in the game and snatch up all the work she can get. Well good luck and all the best to her and the unborn bebe. Heidi is pregnant, Adrianna Lima is pregnant, Karolina Kurkova is preggy, Gisele Bundchen is pregnant, SHEESH! Where do they find the time?

It Takes One To Know One

2009-07-24T12:36:00.000-07:00

I saw this on MTO the yesterday and I went straight to blog about it until I fcked up my job computer -_-. Then I thought to myself 'maybe this is a sign from the Lord that I should give this foolishness the time of day'. Yeah well I'm sorry subconcious you can kiss my ass today. You know how I feel when it comes to Michael Jackson. Ask the fam, ask the friends, that man was IT for me. So to see & hear someone as horrendous as Lil Wayne popping off about him even in the smallest manner, you know I got the itch to beat him with a bat. An ugly little human [and I use that loosely] who is known for kissing his father on the lips and spreading around his sperm like it's fcking Christmas cheer should not be commenting on anyone, especially someone of Michael's stature. You need to pay that child support, stop knocking bxtches up, and get your punk ass to rehab because sipping sizzurp is not cute...but then again it is Lil Wayne. I don't know why I am shocked by this. Can I really expect anything of substance to come from Lil Wayne's mouth? His raps don't show me that I really can [need I remind you of that 'Kiss Me' song that I laughed at in a past post?]. Don't call MJ a f*g, don't call anyone a f*g. That word is hideous and I honestly hate when people say it. Uh Lil Wayne, if you plan on continuing to kiss your daddy on his mouth, I'd lay up off the accusations of homosexuality. We all know a whole legion of people think you're gay. With that face I don't think the gays want you on their side anyway. Save us all from your seeds and become asexual. Honestly I have no clue how Lauren London and Nivea can carry children belonging to this man and be proud.

Fast forward this foolishness and listen at the 2:59 mark
The Raging Impregnator utters this tom foolery:

I pledge allegiance to the flag that Michael Jackson is a f*g.

Man!!!!!!!!

Eye Candy: My LMAO Moment Of The Week

2009-07-24T08:43:00.001-07:00

I saw this video on Good Morning America this morning and I laughed so hard. These people are too cute and very creative. If I had to have a marriage ceremony, it would definitely be like this lol.

There Is Something Wrong With Me...

2009-07-24T08:27:00.001-07:00

I've made it known that I am a secretary for different attorneys. I am basically a substitute if you will. I get a new assignment once I am finished with one I am given and noramally they last for 1 or 2 days, 3 of I'm lucky. This week I struck gold with a 5 day assignment at a relatively easy desk because these attorneys are fairly self sufficient and don't really ask much of me. All in all...I just sit here. I've been sneaking in some blogs but this computer prevents me from saving pics onto the computer so I can't go as wild as I would like to. When I am not blogging, I am reading a book, the newspaper, or catching up on some things on my favorite websites [most of which are not listed 'In The Corner']. When I am not doing those things I am just sitting. That's where my issue comes in. Every single day at this desk I hurt myself unintentionally. This is something I do often in my everyday life. Ask my friends about the many times I have walked into something, busted my ass in the hallways, hit my head, or gotten knocked out by falling objects from Asha's locker [-_-]. Hurting myself is what I do so I am used to it. However, this is not an everyday thing...until I met this desk.

Day 1: I squeezed my finger between the desk & my chair.
Day 2: I squeezed another finger between the desk & my chair.
Day 3: I under estimated just how far my head was from the shelves, leaned over to pick up my water bottle and then WAHDOOP! I slammed my head against the shelves.

Today is day 4 and day 5 is Monday...I am scared of what's coming. Will I fall this time? Will a large object fall from the cabinet and hit me? Will I get a paper cut?!?!?!?!?!?!

Who knows because I sure as hell don't.
I am scared of this desk.
I think it's possessed and is trying to kill me because it misses it's original owner.
Well you know what I say to this desk?
Fxck you desk, you ain't even real wood.
TEK DAT!

I'm A Barbie Girl, In A Barbie World

2009-07-23T21:20:00.001-07:00

'...packed in plastic is fantastic..."

The first black Barbie released in 1980

The first black doll, credited as the first black Barbie, made her debut to the world in 1967 by the name of Black Francie with friends Christie & Julia. She was created by using the old head molds of the white Francie doll and lacked black characteristics in termd of facial structure. The first official black Barbie was released in 1980 with an afro. A new line of Barbies titled the So In Style Barbie dolls are set for a Fall 2009 release and will be available in the UK next year. These dolls will have distinct black features, different personalities, and different skin tones [because we black folk do capture every shade in the brown spectrum]. Courtney, the cheerleader, has a fuller nose and fuller lips than regular Barbie; Trichelle, the doll who's personality is to be into art, has curly hair and Kara, who loves music, has a darker skin tone. The pictures below are just the samples so trust that there will be a change to skin tones and hair textures.

Trichelle and Janessa

Kara and Kiana

Grace and Courtney

Vogue Italia Fades To Black Once Again

2009-07-23T19:59:00.000-07:00

In July 2008, Vogue Italia took notice of the lack of diversity in the fashion world and took it upon themselves to create the first Black Issue of Vogue. It was/is the best selling issue in Vogue's history. The idea for the Black Issue came from Franca Sozzani, who is also the mastermind behind this current issue honoring the black barbie. "Barbie has been an icon for whole generations which is why I really wanted to give a strong sign in step with the times, and dedicate the anniversary issue to Black Barbie” Franca Sozzani, Editor-in-Chief, Vogue Italia.

The July 2009 Vogue Italia is currently available.

Okay Everybody Meet Mrs. Me Too...

2009-07-23T07:06:00.000-07:00

First it was Cassie with the half head shave...

Then Lala swooped in and did the same...

Of course Rihanna had to out do everybody...

But not to be left behind Miss Soul-Angel herself, Solange, has jumped onto the gravy train but she went and knocked all of you out of the park with this one.

But how many of you know that Raven Symone did this a WHILE ago way back in October?

And if you ask me Amber Rose is the Queen of Bald-headedness because she came straight with it.

One cannot forget Kelis because she has always been on the edgy side of things and I would like to say CONGRATS! to her for successfully giving birth to her little baby boy Knight.

But the best shave off I have ever seen belongs to this little sweetheart right here

Gon' head lil Angel.

See I've wanted to shave part of my head for a while now because I used to be in deep with the punk world but I know myself and from past experiences, it would take AGES for my hair to grow back so thats a no go. Well they have money, they can afford lace wigs of the natural kind. But please stop this foolishness because there will be a million bald head girls walking around not knowing that their hair will possibly never bounce back.

Signed Slim.

Let's Play This Game...

2009-07-21T13:21:00.000-07:00

I usually play this game with Roofie when I spot something that I know is far from the truth, makes me think, or is severely disturbing or wrong. This game is called Ponder. I would like for you guys to ponder with me if you will. Here, my friends, is a Dee & Ricky Cigarette Brooch. Cute eh? Yes, Yes it is. I'm all for supporting the arts and the creativity of my fellow black folk BUT! When I can go onto lego.com and buy these pieces my and construct them my damn self...wtf am I gonna pay $20 for this? Not saying this is in a bad way because these dudes are smart as hell. Order legos from lego.com in bulk for about $10 bucks [because these things are from .05 cents to 10 cents each], construct a bunch of hearts, ducks, and cigarettes and then proceed to charge people $75-$100 for a brooch or belt. Now that right there is entrepreneurship. Like who thinks to create belts, ties, & brooches with legos? Surely not I [I never owned my own legos except those big girly pastel ones]. And a cigarette made from legos? I think the idea is sick because once again I never thought of it. Hell I'd like to have one. I commend these guys whole heartedly but I will not be duped into this. My aunt has a glue gun and pin backs...I can make of these myself. These have been on sale for a month now by the way, I just happened to go onto hypebeast.com today and their blog was on the side with someone wearing the brooch. So kiddies I ask you to ponder this, would you pay $20 for this brooch or a $1.00 plus a very small fee [if any] of shipping and handling for the lego pieces to construct on your own? No hate at all, just meaning I have common sense.

Foot Candy: Step Into These Jays

2009-07-21T10:40:00.001-07:00

I'm stepping into my girly phase now where I am loving heels more than anything at the moment but I cannot forget where my shoe obsession began: kicks. Sneakers were my initial choice of shoes because they are comfy and its my culture and apart of my style. I love to take girly outfits and sticking some sneakers in there to make it street. Well I would love to have these Jordans in my closet to jazz up some of my outfits. The Air Jordan Brand is celebrating its 25th anniversary in a classic way. All white is the direction they are heading in, plain but striking and pure. These are just samples and we all know how it goes when it comes to samples. Thanks Chris Paul for tweeting these pictures =].

Slim's sidenote: Those 11s are something serious.

Foot Candy: The Collection

2009-07-21T08:55:00.000-07:00

Creative Recreation is stepping away from the sneaker tip for a minute and created an extention of the brand called The Collection. I am fond of the Orange/Gold & Black mini wedges and the what seems to be suede flats. The others I do like but I'll need a banging outfit to set them off. Those all black patent leather laced up mini wedges could definitely get the business. The mini wedges and suede flats are more everyday footwear. I'd like to see more of what they can offer from this section.

Knocked Up!

2009-07-21T08:46:00.000-07:00

I mean I heard the rumors and I left them at that but...damn. Would you be proud to call Lil Wayne your baby daddy? And shame on Wanye for getting two chicks pregnant at the same time! That just wrong and def not a good example for anyone.

Why Are You Still Here?

2009-07-21T08:18:00.000-07:00

There are some people who are constantly on gossip sites or on television that really have me wondering...why are you still here? You'll be sure to see some familar faces here:

Christina Milian

Every 5 minutes I see these two on a gossip site. I am tired of seeing your face Christina. At least Chicken Little [The Dream] has an album out and a hot song with Kanye West but what are you doing with your life? No clubbing, showing up at events, shopping and being glued to Chicken Little does not count. You are a singer and an actress [I use that term loosely]. Either get your ass in a studio or in a movie or get your ass out of the "lime light" because you are useless until that point. This is my belief on celebrities: unless you are singing or acting, stay your ass at home and do not emerge unless you are entertaining me. That's wtf you get paid for so do it. I get my ass up every morning for work but you do everyday shit and expect to get paid? EENK! WRONG! Get your life together heifer. Make music or disappear.

Ray-J

Don't even get me started on this one here. Brandy's little brother has been upsetting my eyes for a minute now. So you make a sex tape with Kim Kardashian and all of a sudden your famous and you have money? Well then Kim K make a stop at my house next time you're in NYC. Then VH1 went and gave this fool a show so he could display his hoe tactics and debauchery for the world to see. WHY? You have no album. You are not entertaining, you're a perv. The last song you had sounded like a cat being strangled in a dark alley. Ray-J is about as useless as New Jersey. Please do me a favor and disappear.

Paris Hilton

I've been wanting to remove her useless ass since I was in 8th grade. Do I really need to rant about this first crotch? BE GONE! If only the stars knew how luck they are that they are blind. [get it her song 'stars are blind'].

Spencer & Heidi

Words cannot express the dislike I harbor for these baboons. The epitome of useless. The epitome of everything that is wrong with the world. I have never seen people so desperate for fame and all they are gaining is hate but then again...people still know them. Heidi and her cheap videos and bad songs. Spencer and his bad attitude and leprachuan lookin ass. I cannot take them and their antics. They call up God's name in vain for their stupidity. I just don't know what to say. I just need them to GO AWAY! Tie some bricks to Heidi's boobs and let her sink in the ocean. Steal Spencer's little pot of gold. Just remove them.

Question: Would You Rather Catch Someone Cheating Or Be Caught Cheating...

2009-07-21T08:04:00.000-07:00

That is indeed an interesting question. I am not ashamed to admit that I have been on both end of the spectrum and I def have my choice picked. I would simply rather you catch me cheating. Sure you may be angry, never talk to me again, and probably slander my name but I can deal with that. I won't be angry, I can still mess with my side piece. If you don't talk to me then buddy that is your loss, your're just one less person to run up my phone minutes on. If you slander my name...well I don't get angry, I get even. I have mouth filled with venom so please bring on the slander! I told one an ex of mine straight up 'homie, I cheat on you' and I proceeded to laugh. In my defense that was a horrible long distance relationship, do you really expect me to wait to see your bum ass once a month and all these biddies are checking me out?!?! HELL NAW! I am not encouraging such behavior because it is deplorable. I do not do it often, just twice [not like that's any better] but if you were in my shoes at the time, trust you would've done the same. And if I do cheat, I am not out there wrecking happy homes, I am simply knocking my own unhappy home over with a sledge hammer. Now catching someone cheating involves emotions. You're angry, your're hurt. Nuh uh. I refuse all of that. I am a spiteful person so trust that I will get you back and I also just hate to be taken as a fool. I'd cry and feel sorry for myself which are things I refuse to do. I mean I will cry if someone died but to cry over a relationship? Unless it was huge messy situation, kiss my ass!

So there's my answer, catch me cheating please.

Dear Big Bxtches Of The World...

2009-07-21T07:16:00.000-07:00

Now I do not discriminate against people, if you're big you're big, if you're small, you're small. However, I will not hesitate to insult you're big ass especially if you have no concern for me. I didn't ask to be skinny mmkay? My fam just has good genes thats all. Just because I can fit into small places does not give you the right to sit or place anyone of your large body parts on me. I can hardly lift my younger brother, please don't burden me with one of your limbs or you're whole body. I'm like the size of your leg. Why? I am not one to lash out but this is too much. Enough is enough. This was not the first time I was sat upon or squished. Oh no no no. I was 14 and coming home from school. I sat my ass down in that nice seat behind the bus driver because I like to be the first one off the bus. As we drive down Utica Avenue, I see the usual black diaspora carrying on in front of Pretty Girl. In that sea of black folk I spotted this large mass, something of a whale you might say. I am not trying to be mean but it did not help that she wore black and white and had jagged teeth. Samu [I'ma call her that] made her way on the bus much to everyone's displeasure. And when I said made her way I mean she knocked people over. There were other seats on the bus but Samu thought it was right for her to squeeze her ass in between me, a pole, and an old lady. All I know is my vision got dark and I was smothered by her leg and arm. I could not feel my leg at all. People on the bus saw that her ass swallowed me and began to protest. The bus driver saw through his rear view mirror and announced 'Miss, you know you can't fit there, why are you squeezing this child?' I was squished to the oblivion of the earth I tell you. After much protest and yelling, Samu finally got off of me fast enough so that I could return to normal breathing. I held that one incident to myself. I was not going to fault big people of the world but after constant incidents that took place after that, I have to speak now. This morning was the most recent squishing incident. I fell into a light sleep on the train as Jason Mraz sang into my ear. 'And I won't hesitate no more, nooooo more, it cannot wait, I'm yoursss...." and then I felt this sweaty, hot, squishy mass slam into the right side of my body. The force was so large that it knocked me back into the seat [if you know me you know that I have a slight case of germophobia so i seldom sit on the train and if I do it is at the very edge so I am liable to slide back]. I awoke, shocked and angry mind you 'cause she done messed up my earphones and I can only hear outta one ear now, to this large woman squishing me AGAINST THE POLE! She was sweaty. There was heat exuding from her body. I felt like I was trapped. I could not move with all seriousness. Unlike the people on the bus no one stuck up for me. For about 4-5 stops I was lodged in between her and the pole. I felt like a poor $1 bill hanging from a fat stripper. Finally I was release but I was very angry. It wasn't the fact that she sat on half of my body, it was that she SLAMMED into me. This man had the nerve to laugh at my misfortune. I mean I'd laugh too but still. I'm me. I live by another set of rules so what I do is not for everyone else. Anywho the bottom line is, big bxches of the world, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE have some consideration for me or else I'm harpoon your big ass like the w0olly mammoth you are.

YOOOOO! I just had an ephiphany! My lost earring probably fell off when she slammed into me and is either on the train or in her rolls! Eh on second thoughts...she can keep it.

Jeez I'm a mean person.
But you already knew that.
I love big folk, just not when they sit on me or cause global warming.
Simple.

Ear Candy:Make Her Say

2009-07-21T07:05:00.000-07:00

I have not blogged in 9 days due to work, SAT class, events, and lack of sleep. Every time I open up Blogger in my broswer, I wake up at 4 am with drool on my arm [don't judge me *serious face*]. I even thought that I lost the love for blogging until this week where a thousand things to blog about hit me like a fkn brick. This is one of them. Kid Cudi's new video for 'Make Her Say' featuring hip hop heavy weights Common & Kanye West is finally here!!! I have not watched the entire video due to the fact that I am sneaking in a post from work right now [maybe I should do this more often] but from what I have seen and since I love the song [it's on my blog duh] and sang it along while the video was on mute...I like what I see. Very creative and no bouncing tittays [Drake -_-]. This video is the love of my life right now. Cudi, Common, and Ye in one vid??? YASSSS! LIFE HAS COME FULL CIRCLE! Anyway enjoy this for me while I'm stuck in a cubicle searching for my lost earring =/.

If Only Life Was This Easy...

2009-07-12T18:41:00.000-07:00

As easy as your daughter woman!

So this Polish woman is suing an Egyptian hotel because apparently her daughter became impregnated by loose sperm in the hotel's swimming pool during their recent vacation. She claims that her 13 year old daughter did not have any sexual encounters with those of the opposite sex so there for the pool is to blame...

-_-

How stupid is this woman? You think your lil fast ass daughter was knocked up by a pool? If objects are giving out babies then I should have been about 5 months pregnant by my school's photography dark room at the rate sperm is going. And wouldn't the chlorine in the pool have killed this random sperm? And if there was random sperm in said pool, who did it belong to because this man has super sperm! If every teen could pull the wool over their parents' eyes like this, there wouldn't be wonderful shows like 16 & Pregnant on MTV. This is a show I'd like to see: True Life I Am Having A Baby From Random Pool Sperm. I would DVR bad boy so quick. Listen here lady, you know, I know, and your lil baby skank know very damn well that random pool sperm did not knock her up. It was some lil Egyptian boy who works at the hotel who she thought was delicious and he clearly thought she was smashable so they commenced to conceive this lil accident. The sperm came from the pool alright, THE POOL BOY!

I wish my future 13 year old would come at me with some excuse like this.
I WISH MY 13 YEAR OLD WOULD BE PREGGY AT ALL!
Oh I'ma show her ass knocked up. Knock her upside a damn wall with foot. And then I'ma tar and feather the lil fck that stuck his plug into her socket.

People...love your children. Make them watch pregnancy videos. Scare the shxt outta them like they did to me in 6th grade.

WELP! I'm gone to take a walk with Krys.
PAYCE!

Afro Punk!!!

2009-07-12T17:17:00.000-07:00

I went to the Afro Punk Festival with my friends Krystyna & Mike on July 4th. It was so much fun and I wish I could have attended on the other 3 days but my family has a way of fkn up my plans -_-. There was great music, amazing graffiti, skateboarding & bmx, and a whole lotta laughs. Here are some pics I took, see all 83 on facebook =]

Here's the lank: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2014166&id=1381290085&l=7deda20694

Lifestyle Of The Rich & The Useless

2009-07-12T16:58:00.000-07:00

I don't know about you all but I, for one, am tired of the bull on tv. What is that bull yoask? It is the constant push of reality shows tooting up the lives of the rich and useless. It all started with Laguna Beach, then The Hills, and now NYC Prep. I admit I was a Laguna Beach head when it started but by the third season I realized why the fck am I watching people do nothing but live just because they are rich? They do the same shxt just means it's more expensive. And quite frankly my view point on this is if you're not giving any of your money then I don't need to watch you. NYC Prep recently premiered and I tuned into that because I go to a prep school. My school isn't on the upper east side so we aren't considered all highty tighty but we know how this circle works. I knew I would hate the show and surely it did not disappoint. I despise the rich and the useless. The rich and the useful I can dig. But these fools on television...not so much. I cannot stand four of the children on the show. I refuse to call them teenagers because they act like brats. I have no respect for these idiots and I have no respect for their lifestyle. No lie, I would use these children if they were my friends. Their personalities are despicable and that one from public school is a dweeb. She was unsure of how public school kids will mix with private school kids. -_- Baby girl we do that type of thing everyday. Smh @ that jaded wannabe. Well I had more for a rant but I am no longer inspired to yell so that's that.

bottom line: reality shows about rich people are stupid and pointless.

Another Stolen Post To Hush The Ignorant Haters [AAR in mini form]...

2009-07-09T11:33:00.000-07:00

Still at work folks so this is gonna be a quick copy and paste.
I've been reading articles on CNN.com lately because hell I'm at work I might as well keep up on the world seeing as I have no newspaper. CNN has been going hard with the Michael Jackson coverage and this article beats them all for me:

(CNN) -- Michael Jackson's single white glove was his trademark -- an iconic image for a performer whose career constantly set, then redefined, pop culture trends.

Michael Jackson's single glove, a trademark image, started as a way to hide his skin condition, friends say

But it also was an early effort to mask a skin condition that he would struggle with for the rest of his life, say some who were close to him.

Actress Cicely Tyson, a friend of Jackson's, said the two shared a fashion designer in the 1980s.

"All of a sudden, he said, 'I'm doing this glove for Michael,' " she said. "Michael was beginning to develop the vitiligo and it started on his hand.

"The glove was to cover the vitiligo; that's how that glove came into being."

The glove design and reason for it were not just hearsay for Tyson, she said.

"I was there when he was creating it," she told CNN's Larry King.

More than the black fedora, the white socks and loafers or the red leather jacket, the solitary glove -- made famous in the music video for "Billie Jean" -- became a Jackson trademark. He was dubbed "The Gloved One," by media and a sequined glove he wore during his 1984 Victory tour was expected to fetch more than $60,000 in an upcoming auction, even before his death.

Jackson's dermatologist, Dr. Arnie Klein, told CNN that Jackson suffered from vitiligo, a disease that causes blotches of lightening skin, as well as a form of lupus that led to rashes and flaking of skin on his scalp. Watch Jackson doctor talk with Larry King »

"His was bad because he began to get a speckled look over his body," Klein said. "All over his body -- but on his face and hands, which is hard to treat."

"I have to wear sleeves and carry an umbrella," said Lee Thomas, who wrote a memoir called "Turning White," which discusses his physical and mental struggles as an African-American man whose skin changes because of vitiligo. "It totally makes sense to me."

Thomas, an Emmy-winning television journalist in Detroit, Michigan, told CNN that he shares a habit with Jackson.

"I got [white spots] on one of my hands, so I used to wear a glove to hold a microphone," he said.

Dr. James Norlund, a dermatologist, never treated Jackson, but said the singer's use of the gloves and lipstick was consistent with the patterns of vitiligo, since the spots frequently first appear on the hands and face, including the lips.

Klein said he treated Jackson's vitiligo with a cream that eventually bleached Jackson's darker pigmentation to even out his skin color. He said it was that treatment -- not a once-rumored desire by Jackson to be white -- that lightened his skin over the years.

"Michael was black," Klein said. "He was very proud of his black heritage."

Regardless of its origins, the glove was never viewed as anything other than fashion by Jackson's fans, some of whom donned gloves to impersonate him.

At Jackson's memorial service Tuesday, actress Brooke Shields, a close friend of Jackson's, remembered the glove in a light moment during an otherwise emotional eulogy.

"When he started wearing the glove, I was like, 'What's up with the glove?' " she said, drawing laughter from the crowd. "I was like, 'If you're going to hold my hand, it better be the nonglove one because sequins really hurt me.' It would dig in.

"He'd just shake his head and he would just smile."

There you have it. The doctor confirmed it. Michael had vitilago. Now shut up you Quincy Jones wanna be ignorant fools! If you could bleach your skin to that point with such ease, trust me a lot of self hating black folks would have been jumped on that gravy train. Don't plant your insecurities on Michael. Humph! [Yo blame my fam for me being such a Michael Jackson stan lol].
AIGHT BACK TO WORK!

Ear Candy: Sweet Dreams by Miss Beyonce

2009-07-09T06:29:00.000-07:00

Well here I am stealing another blog post from work but honestly what do you expect of me, I just can't stay away =]. It's been killing me that I've been slacking on the blogging lately due to work, SAT prep classes and wild weekends [which I need to update you on!!!] EN-TEE-WAYS! This post is not about me. It is about the queen of all things r&b & gorgeousness right now. Wait for it...wait for it...BEYONCE! *horns go off* There is no denying that she is the the hottest chick in the game, bar none. No one is touching her right now and it is safe to say that she has a lead in front of these female r&b singers. Here is Miss Beyonce's video for 'Sweet Dreams' off of the Sasha Fierce side of the album. This is my favorite video so far aside from 'Single Ladies'. I'd go off on my normal commentary but I'm def supposed to be printing out documents right now so uhhh ENJOY THE VIDEO! I WILL BE BACK THIS WEEKEND [no parties are popping off lol].

QUICKIE!

2009-07-01T23:10:00.000-07:00

Okay right before I go to bed!! I would be sleeping but it is so damn hot in this room that I can't fall asleep =/. I am sweating like a whore in a confessional. Ugh! It wants to rain all day but be hot as all hell at night. Weather I am not understanding your logic right now.

Anyway here are some cool things I have found while messing around at work:

Whoever did this is a genius lol. I saw this on Bossip and fell out laughing so hard because this is exactly what I think of this man. All of you out there looking for a record deal, DO NOT GO TO BAD BOY! DIDDY WILL SUCK YOU DRY! Don't make me go down the list of failed Bad Boy acts [that's in another post somewhere].

These heels are sick. They look like they hurt but I'd try em. They are for the adventurous Lady Gaga type of chick...I think I'm pretty daring. Oh the possibilites with these shoes. Hell might help me get on to Kanye's blog as a Fresh Kid. LOL!

I found these a while ago and forgot who they were by & what fashion show & where I got the picture BUT these shoes remind me of 'The Beauty & The Beast' because of the teacup details on the shoes. These are really creative and I love how designers take inspiration from any and everything. Would I wear these? Nah not my cup of tea.

First we saw the designer lollipops that came out around last fashion week,now here are some cupcakes inspired by two great fashion houses: Chanel & Louis Vuitton. My aunt just got this Vogue magazine with pictures of EVERY SINGLE runway outfit for every single show and I was just in love with everything especially Chanel & Louis Vuitton. So these cupcakes hold a special place in my heart. However I won't eat them because I hate cake =].

This is a graph that I got from allhiphop.com that shows how many songs have origin in Michael Jackson songs. These obviously aren't all of them [because 'Baby' by Fabolous samples 'I Can't Help It'] but it is enough to show how influencial this man has been in the past and present. Even if you say you don't like Michael, one of his songs may have been sampled for a song thats playing in your ipod as we speak/type. Click for larger image...I guess lol.

Okay G'Night this time

And I mean it!

Ear Candy: Best I Ever Had

2009-07-01T22:09:00.001-07:00

Well what can I say about Drake. He's been on the scene since 2007 with multiple mixtapes and his first video was 'Replacement Girl', a song that I love dearly and jam to. I knew him as Aubrey or Jimmy but now he is Drake, the newly signed Young Money Records rapper. I hate to see all of this new found love everyone has for him because where the hell were you when 'Replacement Girl' came out? None of you fools voted for it and now 'Best I Ever Had' is getting crazy radio play. Don't get me wrong, I'm not salty I'm just saying this gravy train behind him is not sitting well with me. And why Degrassi never let Jimmy walk? Thats besides my point lol. HERE is the official video for 'Best I Ever Had' directed by Kanye West and filmed in Brooklyn's Bishop Ford High School [ew *stink face*].

What do I think of this video? It was nice seeing Trey Songz, Fabolous, Consequence and the Young Money crew making cameos. LMFAO @ the big heifers on the green team constantly dunking on Drake's pink chicks. I love how when the chick who looks a lil like Rihanna went for that winning shot and the big green chick was like 'You don't want that!" and smacked it down with her pimp hand. Overall this wasn't the theme I was going for but then again I'm not the director. The song is old to me so I don't get a thrill anymore but it was still nice. Okay I'm lying I was bored as hell. My only main issues are the constant titty action and the booty tooting. The males will find this glorious but I find annoying. If I wanna watch boobies bounce I'll jump up and down and stare at myself. However I will say that those girls have some nice tatas, they bounce like they are real but once again that's not the point lol. My point is this video is straight perverted. Period. And no one can say I am lying. And what as good with that bad acting? Those video hoes...ahem...erm...I mean video models [and I use that term very loosely] need not be acting ever again. Even though they each had the same line, they sounded bad saying it. Even their facial expressions were bad. Ladies, I say this in the most encouraging way ever: just stick to making your titties bounce unnecessarily, it'll get you far. Um Aubrey...that little speech around 4:07 was the funniest shxt I have ever heard. Line of my life: "Now when you're out there and they put that D on you, TAKE THAT D, TAKE THAT D LIKE THE CHAMPIONS YOU ARE!"

That's right ladies take that D like the champions you are *wink* -_-
Thought he was slick with that one there lol.

Slim Thugg Signing out for the night/early am.
I gots work in the morn!
PAYCE!

And as always: jeans should be skinny, pockets should be fat.
And you know why?
Because the Skinny Bitch Said So
Duh silly!

AAR: Another Angry Rant

2009-07-01T11:34:00.001-07:00

This time boys and girls it is sponsered by the great MTA of New York City. On Sunday June, 28th 2009, the MTA decided to raise its fare from $2.00 to $2.25. A measly quarter may not seem like a lot but for a New Yorker that puts you in a tough spot. Where the hell am I supposed to find this 9th quarter? That is a bag of chips, a quarter water, or a handful of candy from your local corner store. I gotta find 2 extra quarters to go and come from work [$4.50 for those who can't add]. Times is hard MTA, times is hard! But that is besides the point. My point is why should I fork over an extra 25 cents for bum ass service? Why should I find those extra quarters to stand up in the hot-African-Sahara desert-temperature turned up to hell- sun during summer or in the cold-Ice Age of Antartica type winds during winter to wait for a stupid bus? And not only is this bus late but 600 of them come at the same time!!! WHY?!?!?!? Why should I dig in my couch for those extra quarters to stand up in the hot, funky ass, bum smellin, pee drenched subway to wait for a train that never comes on time? The lady in the booth said the train would be here in 10 mins...this mofo never show up until a good 40 mins later. NOOOOOOO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOO! I REFUSE YOU AND YOUR BULL MTA! I REFUSE IT! I REBUKE THEE!!! Countless times you have made me late for work or school and you want me to give you more money? I remember when the fare was $1.50, service was good then. Then it went up to $2.00, I let that slide and service was aight. BUT NOW it's up to $2.25 and you bastards are horrible. The service is horrid! And the stations stink. And the trains are dirty. The more money we give, the lazier you get and I refuse alla dis. I'm moving damn it. I will buy a bike and ride it everywhere. I've always wondered why white folks ride their bikes everywhere and now I know: no gas and no fare. Ugh I am so over the MTA right now. Thank you for making me late to work once again and preventing me from having lunch, thank you. Friggin bastids...

Anyway I am sneaking in another post from work so I gotta dip.
PAYCE!

Jay-Z & BET Really Wanna Be Startin' Something....

2009-06-29T08:11:00.000-07:00

As you must expect I was very disappointed with the calamity that was the BET Awards last night. I had no intentions of watching [because I don't watch BET unless The Game is showing] but since they said that the entire show will be dedicated to Michael I had to tune in. It was my duty as a Michael Jackson fan to watch it. I expected a lot. I am picky when it comes to Michael. Neyo did a good job, Jamie had me rolling with those outfits, although his jokes were distasteful at times and when Janet came out, it was a wrap for me. Unfortunately those moments only lasted a few minutes out of that 3 hours of bull. New Edition??? Really? Ciara?? SINGING?????? The hell! And do not get me started on Ving Rhames's "Guns is Michael Jackson"...-_-...I had a mind to jump through that television and beat that man with his own juice cup. GUNS??? GUNS IS MICHAEL JACKSON??? GUNS??? THAT ISN'T EVEN PROPER ENGLISH!!! MY NIG [I only use this when I am angry] GUNS??? FO REAL??? ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! New Edition need to sit their old behinds down because that performance was pitiful and their singing abilities are lacking. Speaking of old behinds, Don Cornelius had me on the floor laughing soo hard because that old crack was struggling like no other to read that telepromter. Beyonce...I love you and all but I was watching a piece from your concert and I was bored to tears. I left the room when Monica & Keyshia cole came on. Young Money with their horrendous performance of 'Every Girl' was a huge dishonor to Michael. Every line in that damn song was bleeped so much until I just put the TV on mute thinking Chris Brown would pop out any second -_- [let's thank Jay-Z for that gem]. And who were those little girls on stage with Drake? T-pain coming on stage and snatching the award without the customary kiss & thank you was horrid. Along with the fact that he had a red cup in his hand. Keri Hilson sounded bad, real bad Michael Jackon [hehe get it!]. Overall that monstrosity of a show wasted 3 hours of my life. Poor Janet had to witness such crap. MTV please do a better job in August or whenever you do the VMAs this year because I can't with BET. I refuse them and their niggatry.

AND NOW IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH! I am reading on different blogs that Jay-Z had the plugs pulled on Chris Brown's performance. If Chris Brown touched that stage he threatened to pull out of the show. Listen up here Shawn Carter, Jay-Z or whatever you wanna call yourself these days. I have lost so much respect for you if this is true. Not because I am a fan of Chris but because I am a Michael Jackson fan. Everybody knows, you and that 5 head bitch Rihanna cannot deny, that Chris is the closest person to Michael Jackson in terms of dance and things of that nature. Michael Jackson said it himself. Dead ass in my eyes everyone is the size of a green pea compared to Michael. Last night was not about Chris boxing up Little Miss Forehead. Last night was not about you and your funky ass wishes. It was about honoring and celebrating Michael. Chris and Rihanna are past their littl tiff, that is their business, it should not have to interfere with the celebration of someone's life ESPECIALLY someone as important as Michael. Michael Jackson is the reason why you [Jay-Z], Rihanna, and Chris can be played constantly on MTV. MTV had no intentions on showing our black behinds on there until Michael. HELL they didn't even wanna show him. As a Brooklynite and a HUGE Jay-Z fan I am very disappointed. Jay-Z are a grown ass man, act like it. Rihanna can handle herself. What you need to be doing is telling her that she shouldn't be doing the walk of shame from a basketball player's hotel room early in the morning. I didn't even want to see Chris [I'm lying yes I did], I just wanted to see somebody finally give Michael the justice he deserves on that rinky dink ass stage last night. For once someone has do right by Michael.

This better not be true.
Jay-Z single handedly killed what could have been an AMAZING Michael tribute all because Chris boxed up his money maker. Jay be happy she is alive and no longer bruised up because he could have honestly killed her if he wanted to. Harsh? Yes. Do I give a fck? HELL NAW because he fcked with Michael. Nobody messes with Michael. In closing, Jay-Z until you support 39 charities and receive a world record for being the most charitable celebrity like Michael Jackson, do not dare dictate who can and cannot pay tribute to Michael because Bey did not sing a Michael song, she sang boring ass AVEEEE MARIIIIIII-YAAAAA! -__________________-

I sound crazy but I don't care.
I am so passionate about Michael Jackson is scary but I believe from all the bull he has been put through on this earth by the hand of worthless human beings, he deserves nothing but the best. I only wish he was here to see just how much we love him. He knew he had dedicated fans but he needed to see just how much of a force this is.

I'm at work so I shouldn't be blogging but this had me fired up.
I gotta go.
PEACE!

shut up

2009-06-28T11:25:00.001-07:00

i know my blogging isnt what it used to be but i have a lot on my plate right now.
just chill for when i get some down time.

Bey Singing 'I Can't Help It'

2009-06-28T11:24:00.001-07:00

yo Bey went in at the 3:44 mark, made me tear up a bit.
June 30th the Apollo is having a celebration of Michael's life.
New Yorkers be there or be a nobody.
I already have my glove ready.

My Idol, My Inspiration, My King, Michael Jackson

2009-06-25T17:02:00.000-07:00

If you know me you know that there are only 5 artist who make me live for music: Nirvana, Prince,Chris Brown, Bob Marley, and of course Michael Jackson. Anyone can come to me and say that they are a bigger Michael Jackson fan than I am will get a dirty look. This man, no matter what anyone says, was the greatest man to touch music and dance. He did for black people in music what no one else could. Every dance you do was derived from Michael. Every song you hear was inspired by Michael. No words can explain how I feel. My first cassette tape was Michael Jackson's 'Dangerous'. I remember playing it damn near everyday in that apartment on Winthrop Ave. My friends Kendra and Keturah would be at my house and we would dance our lives away. My mother asked me what I wanted to be when I got older and I said I want to be Michael Jackson. We had a video tape of every single Michael Jackson video and I learned those dances, you best believe I did. You damn skippy I grabbed my crotch and moved my pelvis. Even now, ask anyone, I will do 'Beat It' and 'Thriller' with the drop of a hat. I can't do the moonwalk but damn it I will learn! When anyone said something bad about Michael, you know I defended him to the end. This man is the reason why I love music and dance. No one can say they do not have some type of love for Michael. This hurts my heart and I am holding myself together the best I can but it hurts because Michael was a part of my family. Every family gathering there was Michael blasting. Every show my mother did, her class is singing a Michael song. My mother ruined her mother's wedding gloves trying to moonwalk. She learned those dances and performed them. She had a little red jacket and even to this day people know whenever she says her husband she is talking about Michael.

In closing, we must not mourn Michael's death. We should celebrate his life. Dance for Michael. Sing for Michael. Live for Michael.

^^^ this man right here is a fkn trooper and my new boo.

BRB..

2009-06-24T21:14:00.000-07:00

work = no life.
i will return to me rants and sneaker postings and such when i get a break on friday.

mucho love-o

CIAO!

She Works Hard For The Money...

2009-06-19T17:25:00.000-07:00

Well I started work this week and I have to say I have a whole new respect for those who work the 9 to 5 because that is exactly what I am doing. This just makes me not want to finish school because I cannot take working 8 hours a day. Sure my job is relatively easy but I don't move around. My feet fall asleep constantly and I have to be polite ALLL day. What type of foolishness is that? This job is also taking up most of my time. I get home at 7 everyday, tired as all hell and the only things I can do are eat and fall asleep. Who knew being a secretary for lawyers could be so tiring? Well one thing I have learned is that I am definitely not made to be a secretary for sure. However, the pay I can fxck with. My check is BANANAS! And my summer earning total is friggin CRAZYYY! I am ballin' like my name is Jim Jones *shudder*.

The best part is...I can afford the Louis Vuitton Stephen Sprouse bag =]

Well off to family bonding time. My lil bro is sick and we are trying to make him feel better with some love.

LATER KIDS!

Beyonce Just Can't Be Stopped

2009-06-16T18:47:00.000-07:00

TWO new videos from the Queen Bee.
Ego remix featuring my hubby Kanye West and Broken Hearted Girl.
Check em outtttt....

What Happens In The Party...

2009-06-14T21:09:00.000-07:00

[photo props to Kirsten J. She's a great photographer, check her site www.kirative.com]

Stays in the party *does a lil parkway shuffle*
Thank you Rupee for those wonderful lyrics.

Attended a party on Saturday and my, my, my was it popping to say the least.

I'll finish next time, I got work in the morning so...PEACE!

Baby You Can Watch Me On Your Video Phone...

2009-06-09T17:15:00.000-07:00

*WARNING*

The amount of (Sasha) fierceness, zestiness, fever you are about to experience may shock and amaze you. Possibly even shame you. Take a gander and please enjoy as I present to you 'Video Phone'...

What will the world do without Beyonce?

Late Night Chuckle

2009-06-05T22:12:00.000-07:00

I have been watching The Simpsons ever since I was wittle me and this has always been one of my favorite moments:

I laughed until I cried lol.

Well you know B. Scott could not leave this fxckery untouched. Best response video lol:

This Ain't For Ringtones, This Ain't for Itunes, This Ain't For Z-100...

2009-06-05T19:50:00.000-07:00

AHHHHHH HOVA IS BACK! ALL YOU HORRIBLE RAPPERS GO BACK INTO YOUR CAVES AND NEVER RETURN! THE NORTH IS BACK, NEW YORK IS TAKING RAP BACK. IT'S OVER FOR THE SOUTH Y'ALL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

If you do not know of what I speak, Hot 97 debuted 'DOA (Death of Auto-tune)' by Jay-Z @ 9 pm. And an hour later I already downloaded it [thank you internet recorders lol].

I don't about you all but I am excited for The Blueprint 3 like a mofo. Hov spits fire on this track and No I.D killed it on the production. Bravo. New York, New York we backkkk. All hail the king! I'm sorry for being so excited and a tad cocky but if I hear 'Swag Surfing' one more time, I'ma box someone. Like what the fck has music come to? Kill the swag talk, kill the auto-tune [yes you too T-Pain, you gots to go with that bull], kill all the same crap we hear on the radio every day. I'm tired of this pop, radio friendly shxt. I want some good music dang it! Thank you Jigga for taking back the rap game with an iron fist and telling those fools that auto-tune is not the business and it is not what the people are checking for. Lil Wayne, stop that shxt. Mac Mane...stop now. Ron Browz...eh your a nobody anyway. Kanye...I love you but..yeah cut it out boo. And the rest of you STOP IT! This is not the fkn 80s. Shock me with something because if I hear one more song sounding like a computer is sing a love song to me [Jeramih or whatever your name is mister birthday sex man -_-], we will fight. Mark Your Calendars: September 11th, 2009 is the release date for BP3. The next single is supposed to have Drake on it so I am super excited for my boo Jimmy [yes he is still Jimmy to me, he just grown now] =].

Sidetrack: I know this is old news but is/was Drake really with Bria Myles? If so...bravo! Smh @ me being angry when the Rihanna rumors were going around and being happy that he has possibly been with Bria. I like her.

T-Pain, Ron Brows, Birthday Sex Man [I cannot spell his name]& Lil Wayne = Lawrys
fxck it, Hov this is my ringtone.

Why Are You So Paranoid?

2009-06-04T07:21:00.000-07:00

I've been waiting for this video since forever because I admit it, I am a Kanye West stan lol. I've loved everything this man has done since 2004 and this is no exception. I saw the director's cut of 'Paranoid' weeks ago when it was leaked but here is the finished version. Rihanna is the paranoid chick and even though she bothers me, this fellow islander looks gorgeous and did a good job flinging herself around during the sharp points of the song. I love how the video is like one of those little movies from the 50s. One of the highlights for me was the beginning when the shadowed hands pulled the sheets off of Rihanna. The video gets a lil boring after that point but eh it's still different from shiny cars, big booty chicks, and fake hundred dollar bills.

I Refuse...pt. 2

2009-06-02T19:13:00.000-07:00

I am convinced my friend Krystyna is trying to kill me. I did a post on one of my biggest annoyances: hood child typing. Krystyna has taken it upon herself to be my watchful eye on the net, emailing me the foreign language known as hood speak. Now I commend her for her for braving this horrendousness and bringing this tom foolery to me BUT I physically hurt when I try to read the sentences these humans write. My heart shrivels up and I feel like I am having an asthma attack. Take a gander at this...this...I don't even know how to explain it. Prepare you brain for a serious exercise.

Email #1

[AWAY] ||HoM3w0oRk Fl0oW||
CaNt H3lP BuT ThiiNk SoM3tHiiN BoUt 2 HiiT Da FaN....HmMmM...YuNg BoYz D3s3 DaYz MaN SmFH...ii CaNt H3lP BuT LaUgH..PaTii3nTliii WaiiTiiN 4 DiiS W33k3nD So ii CaN PaRtY HaRd && R3lii3v3 DiiS StR3sS!!!
Dr0oP Ya iiSh___
{[iiCoN]} Da HaNdSoM3 N3pH3W
XXXGLAMOROUSM3XXX

How long did it take this chick to type this? Since the fck when has 3 become a letter and words have multiple vowels? SO many errors but the one that set me off was 'PaTii3nTliii'. WHAT THE FCK IS THAT? AS FAR AS I KNOW THAT IS NOT HOW THAT WORD IS SPELLED! HELL THAT ISN'T A WORD! I cannot take this foolishness. Why?

Email #2

Hood Child: cc a consularr iff yu have sleep pawbsxz
Hood Child: [AWAY] ||Uqq..ATL a lil ² Grass-e 4 mi..need mi city baq!|
Hood Child: [[ii LOV& Mii B&STii& TR&S ² MUCh]]
Hood Child: ___HUNii& DiiP___
Hood Child: ExXxXxXxX Catergoriiee..35|89..OO SZNAP!!!!!!!
Hood Child: yu need sme tyme mangement
-------------------------------- 7:12 pm --------------------------------
[AWAY] ||A i1/4"Aa,(R) MAN..Mii N Mii UNCL& JuST W&NT A^2. DA GYM..SMFH..N&VA AG&N..SHOWA FLOW!| [[ii LOV& Mii B&STii& TR&S A^2 MUCh..Buht ii aint nevaa calliin him agen]] YO THIS YA BOY THE PRINCE TRES' TAKEN OVER MY BESTIE JAY...

Pawbsxz? Catergoriiee??? Uqq? Grass-e?? Sznap?? AND SINCE THE FCK WHEN HAS '&' REPLACED THE LETTER 'E'???? I'm so fcking done. I refuse this bullshxt, I refuse it with all my might. I REBUKE THEE!!!

You already know the deal, gotta hit em with the Jay & Bey:

NOOOO FKN BUENO!

Oh and by the way, if you recognize this convo and know that this is your away message, do not come at me with any foolishness because I will give you some choice words that you cannot elongate with pointless consonants and vowels.

Come Get Your Cousin...

2009-06-02T16:52:00.000-07:00

Why won't this boy learn his lesson?
Who the hell keeps leaving him alone in that hallway with a mac?
Why isn't anyone watching him so he can stop further embarassment?
Since when is sexually harassing a fold up chair sexy?
Since when does he make jewlery?
And for life of me can people learn to spell when they are insulting people? Nigaz? Really? I don't condone that word, although it may slip out sometimes but dang it! Spell it right if your gonna use it in an insulting manner, sheesh!
I tell you, people just don't learn.
More laughs for you and I!

*starts singing* We gon' get it tipsy, we gon' get it tipsy...

The Shots Just Keep Coming...

2009-06-01T22:20:00.000-07:00

TOOO FUNNY!!!
The twirl had me rolling and then when he broke out into Single Ladies, I flatlined.
-DEAD-

You Gets No Love

2009-06-01T11:44:00.000-07:00

Okay no blog updates as of late because my family has FINALLY MOVED! But where we moved has nobody for me to steal wifi from, not even linksys =/. Linksys was my dude mayne. Anyway,I have my own room now =]. It's nicknamed purple passion because everything in there is purple. I have no pics because I lost my fkn camera cord -_-. We are still unpacking and waiting on furniture so stay tuned folks. Internet connection is also on it's way [praise the lawd].

While I was trolling the net a couple of weeks ago I discovered this sad attempt at Kanye and Tang Gang during Paris Fashion Week. Take a gander:

Kanye & The Tang Gang [homie in those leapord tights stay giving me fever I swear!]

I'm adding this because South Park was dead on lol.

These fools...-_-. And who is that desultory human being in the back posted up on the pole?

You gets NO LOVE! I should be dropping off my english final so uh ima keep this short for now and hit em with a big ole:

Jay & Bey have said enough.

Slim is out kids.
Pray for internet!